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Posted by: Thez 6 Jun 2009, 19:37

A little game I've thought up, one person post a picture, and others post funny lines that the characters in the picture would say, the rules are simple:

The winner of the previous round posts an image that has a few characters in it.
Known characters will probably result in funnier lines.

Keep it to a few lines, the shorter the better unless the length itself is the funny part.

Those who reply will then add a fictional and comical line, as if the characters said it.
The original poster of the image will be able to select a winner after a few days or a week.

This is not a discussion topic, although you can go ahead and reply to a funny line with a if you wish.
You're allowed to post multiple entries/posts, but don't edit your first post if you want to add another, just create a new post instead.

Once a winner has been selected by the original image poster, that winner will have to search for another picture and repeat the above.
The post/topic title itself can also be done in a funny way, as long as it remains clear on what the post is about (e.g. next round).
Once a winner has been chosen, no more entries can be made for that picture, regardless of how good it is.

So, if I select a winner a week from now, he/she could use a different post/topic title, such as 'Funny line for mah pic #2'
The one after that can create another title, as long as its clear and has #3 in it, and then #4, etc etc.

When posting an image, it might help to post some basic information, such as what show or movie its from and the name of the characters.

The original image poster is allowed to post as well, but ofcourse can't win. (he/she is allowed to post a line in the first post as well)

EDIT: Since this topic got stickied, if you've won and you get to post the next picture, just add it in this topic, with a clear title in the post that it's the next round.

I'll start off with one from Star Trek: DS9
The Romulan is Vreenak.



Vreenak: You, bend over!

Have fun!

Posted by: Comr4de 7 Jun 2009, 5:27

(to be said shortly after someone has been verbally owned)

Posted by: DerKrieger 7 Jun 2009, 5:49

Vreenak: This pen is rrr....oyal blue!!! (Liar Liar reference)

Posted by: Thez 7 Jun 2009, 18:34

You have to use the picture posted by the topic creator

Posted by: Nidmeister 7 Jun 2009, 18:59

I SAID I WANTED A BATHROBE NOT AN ANAL PROBE

Posted by: Wi-Ta 7 Jun 2009, 19:08

Blue means pregnant you stupid nut

Posted by: Revan 7 Jun 2009, 23:36

YAY I HAS A SONIC SCREWDRIVER!

Posted by: MR.Kim 8 Jun 2009, 0:59

THIS IS MAH AWESOME PEEEEEEN!

Posted by: blowthebullet 8 Jun 2009, 1:24

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY OR I WILL SPANK YOU WITH THIS LIGHTSABER

Posted by: E.V.E. Redux 8 Jun 2009, 1:28

Why does this smell like someone elses Butt?!

- E.V.E.

Posted by: Comr4de 8 Jun 2009, 1:57

Ah ok


CURSES, I HAVE AIDS

Posted by: MR.Kim 8 Jun 2009, 3:00

We send itsy-bitsy earth back home!

Posted by: Alias 8 Jun 2009, 4:55

CAN YOU SEE MY VARICOSE VEINS? I THINK THEY COMPLIMENT THIS TUBE OF BLUE SUBSTANCE QUITE WELL.

Posted by: Beef 8 Jun 2009, 4:55

IMMA CHARGIN' MA PHAZOR!

Posted by: Chicken 8 Jun 2009, 6:31

Who threw my toothbrush in the damn toilet again!

Posted by: Comr4de 8 Jun 2009, 12:01

some good ones in here.

Posted by: Shock 8 Jun 2009, 22:59

WAAAAAAGH

Posted by: The_Hunter 8 Jun 2009, 23:00

THIS IS PEEEEEN!

Posted by: MR.Kim 8 Jun 2009, 23:31

Alright, who touch mah awesome pen?!

Posted by: AZZKIKR 9 Jun 2009, 17:05

I AM PREGNANT!!!

Posted by: -Xv- 9 Jun 2009, 17:16

GIVE ME MAH COOKIES BEFORE I STAB U TO DEATH WITH THIS DULL LOOKING OBJECT.

Posted by: blowthebullet 9 Jun 2009, 17:30

DIE, YOU PERVERT MAN WITH 10 DICKS ON THIS VIBRATING STICK

Posted by: JJ 10 Jun 2009, 14:22

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

Posted by: Sicarius 11 Jun 2009, 9:01

POST A NEW PICTURE ALREADY BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH MY PEN

Posted by: Admiral FCS 11 Jun 2009, 9:14

Picard and Riker does not approve the Romulan.

Posted by: Comr4de 11 Jun 2009, 16:16

I call Thez to the stage, let the voting begin

Posted by: Thez 11 Jun 2009, 17:54

There are no votes, the topic creator simply picks a winner (optionally you can state who made second and third place).

No flaming, no whining, if you don't win, simply try again with the next one.
After the winner has been chosen, he or she acknowledges that and will find a new picture to post as soon as possible.

So, if you want to post a picture and choose a winner, you'll have to win the previous one first!

I'll see about choosing a winner sometime tonight or tomorrow.

Posted by: MR.Kim 11 Jun 2009, 18:53

BEWARE HUMANS! I GOT DOOM OF BLUE LASER PEN!


Well, that was fun. I can see who is winner.

Posted by: Thez 12 Jun 2009, 17:12

There have been many entries, which is great, as it means this little game has a bright future.
Now, for the winner, and the runner ups.

Starting with 3rd Place, which goes to...E.V.E.

A strong contender, recieving 2nd Place...Chicken



But, there can only be the one winner, which is...........................Sicarius!



Very funny , so you get to post the next picture and then call a winner out of the contenders after 5-7 days.

Since this topic got stickied, I think it would be better if you posted it in this thread, so the kind moderators don't have to keep locking and sticking the topics when a new one starts.
Just make sure that it's clear on the top of your post that the next round has begun.

Something like: "------- ROUND 2 -----------" and then big and bold or something like that.

Congrats Sicarius, find us a new picture!

Posted by: Sicarius 13 Jun 2009, 3:18

ROUND #2, DING!

Let's see what you can do with ol' Uncle Sam :



"What would YOU do for a Klondike bar."

Posted by: Thez 13 Jun 2009, 3:27

*POKE*

Posted by: Alias 13 Jun 2009, 3:57

"I want YOU to paint my portrait."

Posted by: Kirasama 13 Jun 2009, 4:05

"I want you to say that to my face not online and see what happens"

Posted by: Beef 13 Jun 2009, 4:18

NO U

Posted by: Pickysaurus 13 Jun 2009, 4:37

I want YOU to paint the rest of my body

Posted by: AZZKIKR 13 Jun 2009, 5:11

YOUR FLY IS OPEN

Posted by: Erik 13 Jun 2009, 13:11

Hey you, yes you with the face!

Posted by: Crazykenny 13 Jun 2009, 13:32

I AM your father.

Posted by: Comr4de 13 Jun 2009, 13:55

You, get me another cold one *stumbles*

Posted by: Sgt. Mjr. Jazzie Spurs Kid 13 Jun 2009, 15:22

"I want your chocolate bar"

Posted by: Pickysaurus 13 Jun 2009, 18:16

You've got red on you.

'want that one

Posted by: Shock 13 Jun 2009, 18:30

In soviet America, I want YOU

Posted by: NergiZed 13 Jun 2009, 21:03

I'm in YOUR base, killn' YOUR dudes.

Posted by: Beef 14 Jun 2009, 4:42

Do YOU hear the voices too?

Posted by: MR.Kim 14 Jun 2009, 4:48

"You! No not you, you! No no no, not you! The other one! Yes, you!"

Posted by: DerKrieger 15 Jun 2009, 0:20

Hey, you...pull my finger.

Posted by: Nqss 15 Jun 2009, 0:58

Show me your hall-pass!

Posted by: Nidmeister 15 Jun 2009, 2:05

BEND OVER, I WANT TO STICK MY FINGER IN YOUR BUTT

Posted by: Pickysaurus 15 Jun 2009, 2:34

Are we going to stop taking entries for this one any time soon?

Posted by: NergiZed 15 Jun 2009, 12:10

It's Time For YOU To Pick a New Image.

Posted by: CommanderJB 15 Jun 2009, 13:38

"You! Next time, get me a poster campaign which doesn't copy Kitchener!"

Posted by: Beef 15 Jun 2009, 20:25

Welcome to America. You can do ANYTHING in America.

Posted by: IPS 15 Jun 2009, 22:20

my evil eye doesn't kill you? my laser finger does!

Posted by: Sicarius 16 Jun 2009, 5:02

Tough decision, but I'm gonna go with Niddy:

Posted by: Nidmeister 16 Jun 2009, 12:56

Do your worst.

Posted by: CommanderJB 16 Jun 2009, 14:54

Your chosen image doesn't appear to work, Nidmeister (at least for me).

Posted by: Nidmeister 16 Jun 2009, 15:19

Rehosted and fixed.

Posted by: Wi-Ta 16 Jun 2009, 15:41

That pen from the first image (3 place) relay hurts

Posted by: Alias 16 Jun 2009, 16:03

GROHL GROWL
(in a similar manner to "HULK SMASH")

Posted by: Pickysaurus 16 Jun 2009, 17:45

I r can speak wookie

Posted by: Shock 16 Jun 2009, 17:46

Well zyeah, Ze mouth zurgery phailed a lizzle bit

Posted by: Thez 16 Jun 2009, 18:01

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Destiny 16 Jun 2009, 23:53

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Posted by: IPS 17 Jun 2009, 1:22

"THIS IS SPARTA!"

^definitely a 300 casting shot

Posted by: Revan 17 Jun 2009, 2:16

RAWR!

Posted by: Beef 17 Jun 2009, 4:05

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Destiny 17 Jun 2009, 12:07

HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Nidmeister 18 Jun 2009, 14:46

I'm gonna give it back to thez for this one, captures the facial expression perectly.



Alias gets a special mention for originality.

Posted by: Thez 18 Jun 2009, 17:15

Next round!



*very high and soft* "I couldnt find the toilet!"

Posted by: Shock 18 Jun 2009, 17:26

God's busy, can I help you?

Posted by: Nqss 18 Jun 2009, 17:33

will you marry me?

Posted by: NergiZed 18 Jun 2009, 20:13

IAMA SMAHRT MAN!

Posted by: Pickysaurus 18 Jun 2009, 20:29

My precious!

Posted by: Dutchygamer 18 Jun 2009, 20:43

Something wrong Officer?

Posted by: DerKrieger 19 Jun 2009, 0:23

I think we have a winner...

Posted by: Thez 19 Jun 2009, 2:07

Nidmeister was the poster of that image and already called a winner.

Posted by: Comr4de 19 Jun 2009, 3:14

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Destiny 19 Jun 2009, 9:52

Hi, my name is Wally.

Posted by: Alias 19 Jun 2009, 10:39

:B

Posted by: DerKrieger 19 Jun 2009, 22:45

Someone put Krazy Glue in my Quarter Pounder!

Posted by: Zeke 22 Jun 2009, 13:21

*farts*

Posted by: MR.Kim 23 Jun 2009, 4:09

*imagin with strange thing, very strange thing*

Posted by: Thez 26 Jun 2009, 2:04

We have a winner, go find the next one

Posted by: Dutchygamer 26 Jun 2009, 11:11

WIN!

Posted by: Thez 26 Jun 2009, 12:06

Old guy: Damn kids, been glued to this seat for over 20 years now...it's getting messy...

Posted by: CommanderJB 26 Jun 2009, 12:10

"...and that's when I realised they'd put it there because of the wet paint."

Posted by: Alias 26 Jun 2009, 12:13

Posted by: The_Hunter 26 Jun 2009, 12:22

win.

Posted by: Pickysaurus 26 Jun 2009, 14:29

I'm so happy I could shit

Posted by: C.o.m.m.a.n.d.e.r 26 Jun 2009, 21:03

What are you looking at...you should be happy like meee

Posted by: NergiZed 27 Jun 2009, 14:24

Good, I Hate Buses.

Posted by: DerKrieger 28 Jun 2009, 2:26

I'm going to be on Candid Camera any moment, right?

Posted by: Nqss 29 Jun 2009, 1:31

*ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaart*

Posted by: ultimentra 29 Jun 2009, 9:37

Where the fuck did I put my vodka and blue space pen?

Posted by: Comr4de 1 Jul 2009, 22:48

I hate Vans, I hate elevators, I hate hospitals, I hate planes, I hate woods, I hate subways...

Posted by: ultimentra 2 Jul 2009, 3:30

Epic francis song reference comr4de.

Posted by: Dutchygamer 2 Jul 2009, 13:27

Come on ppl, one more day before I choose the winner

Posted by: The_Hunter 2 Jul 2009, 13:49

Wen bus ?

Posted by: Sgt. Mjr. Jazzie Spurs Kid 3 Jul 2009, 3:24

Raw Raw Fight The Power!

Posted by: Dutchygamer 3 Jul 2009, 13:52

And we has a winner! Congrats Comr4de Also, a very good runner-up:

Posted by: Thez 18 Jul 2009, 16:47

If by tomorrow Comr4de hasn't posted another, feel free to post the next one as well Dutchy.
Let's keep it going!

Posted by: Thez 20 Jul 2009, 20:33

Dutchy, it's all yours!

Posted by: Dutchygamer 20 Jul 2009, 22:32

There ya go

Posted by: KamuiK 20 Jul 2009, 23:43

O RLY?

Posted by: Pickysaurus 21 Jul 2009, 1:10

Will you be my friend?

Posted by: Wi-Ta 21 Jul 2009, 14:33

The animal doctor says:
Big birds need big suppository

Posted by: Comr4de 21 Jul 2009, 16:08

Oh man, can't believe I missed it! Oh well ::


Because I totally wanted to take a picture with this retarded mascot other than being inside with the banging chicks

Posted by: Stinger 21 Jul 2009, 16:18

Built from shit.

Posted by: Thez 22 Jul 2009, 20:17

Man: My hand is glued stuck

Posted by: ultimentra 25 Jul 2009, 9:16

I has a happy in my pants

Posted by: Wi-Ta 30 Jul 2009, 14:06

And the winner is?

Posted by: Dutchygamer 30 Jul 2009, 14:08

KamuiK wins

Posted by: KamuiK 30 Jul 2009, 22:28

How do I come to this honour? Anyway, if you look closely, you see why I took this pic:

Posted by: Pickysaurus 31 Jul 2009, 1:11

PIERCINGS
You're doing it wrong

Posted by: NergiZed 31 Jul 2009, 1:13

Ack, Pic cannot be seen.

Why Communist China? Why do you torture me so?

Posted by: Comr4de 31 Jul 2009, 11:47

"I wont die if I carry this ring around!" *FAIL stamped on corner*

Posted by: Thez 1 Aug 2009, 2:07

Modern Gollum

Posted by: Sgt. Mjr. Jazzie Spurs Kid 1 Aug 2009, 4:29

I am not an attention whore.

Posted by: Overdose 1 Aug 2009, 7:30

Hi! I'm a 30 year old virgin!