Dark humor Options

[tgn89]

İll go first : what does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend^^

Ans: wipe his butt

Here comes another one : black humor is like a pair of legs... Not everyone has it

Speaking of which if anyone has anymore of these....jokes, post them right here might be interesting

Third one reiching to you : What does a jew do with a ashtray ?

Anss: He/she is searching for some one

How do you fit six million Jews in a VW Beetle?

Put them in the ashtray

This post has been edited by tgn89: 23 Nov 2015, 23:42

[tgn89]

Pwahaha that Öne was also funny

What is Hitlers favorite planet ?

Jewpiter

Where do you send a person diagnosed with ADHD

Concentration camp

How do you get a jewish girls number

Roll up her sleeve
Jew walks onto a bus, holding a large dufflebag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40. Driver asks for his ID, the Jew complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in. In a rage, the driver throws the Jews dufflebag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill. The Jew exclaims "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"


This post has been edited by tgn89: 24 Nov 2015, 8:07