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Posted by: Thez 3 Jun 2009, 14:17

QUOTE

Thez - Laptop zegt:
fail!
Thez - Laptop zegt:
you posted

Thez - Laptop zegt:
instead of
Thez - Laptop zegt:

Thez - Laptop zegt:

Stinger zegt:
What you say?
Stinger zegt:
Check again.
Thez - Laptop zegt:
you got it backwards

Stinger zegt:

Thez - Laptop zegt:
goddamn admin edits
Stinger zegt:

Stinger zegt:
Sneaky bastard edits.

Posted by: Comr4de 3 Jun 2009, 14:18

Too bad we can't post our "other" smileys

Posted by: Shock 6 Jun 2009, 12:38

Sneaky mod leader has got sneaky ''other'' smileys he cannot post for unstated reason.

Posted by: Rage of Kyuubi 7 Jun 2009, 3:09

MSN:

QUOTE

Me: It was raining, I put my foot down on ball, slipped AoverT and studded all up my thigh.
Me: and I couldn't walk for days...
Friend: Owned.
Me:[/over-exaggerate]
Me:It just hurt like fuck to walk for 3 days.
Me:Lol.
Me:I still have them boots somewhere, how about i run them down your inner thigh.
Me:With the same force they came down my thigh.
Me:See if you lol then.
Friend:"how about i run them down your inner thigh."
Friend:Yeah, you'd love that, wouldn't you Shane.... XDDD

Posted by: Wi-Ta 15 Jun 2009, 14:03

QUOTE

(11:57:20) Wilfried:
Oh
almost did forget
Happy Birthday:D
did you get already some nice gifts?
(11:57:37) Joao - Overdose:
ah not yet its only 7am here
(11:58:33) Wilfried:
xd
sorry to bug you that early
(11:58:45) Joao - Overdose:
nah I woke up 3 years ago
(11:58:48) Joao - Overdose:
been up for a while
(11:59:40) Wilfried:
3 years ago??
That is a long time no sleep:D
(11:59:55) Joao - Overdose:
lol three hours
(12:00:01) Joao - Overdose:
my head is not very clear atm
(12:01:11) Wilfried:
lol
quotes

Posted by: Thez 20 Jun 2009, 16:04

QUOTE (SpaceSquirrels)

^^^^^^
Thank you I hate when people say frak..... Please stop. It adds nothing, but makes you look like an uber nerd with no life. I like Battle Star, and all, but just stop.

QUOTE (Aschelan)

Right, because referring to a show about spaceships on an internet spaceships forum is where it really crosses the line.

Posted by: deltaepsilon Mk. II 3 Jul 2009, 5:37

Friend: You're gay
Me: No you

Posted by: The_Hunter 4 Aug 2009, 22:34

QUOTE

Overdose says:
back sorry some guys came to install a mirroir
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
afraid of boris targeting your house ?

Posted by: Nidmeister 12 Aug 2009, 0:16

QUOTE

Nid (nidmeister): Emulation?
Nid (nidmeister): Don't you mean
Nid (nidmeister): NEM ULATION
Nid (nidmeister): HA
Nid (nidmeister): HA
Nid (nidmeister): HA
Azek (zerokamikaze): NEMUTILATION?
Zhao (thedevilcake): NEM ULATION DOMINATION !
Azek (zerokamikaze): eww
Nid (nidmeister): I JUST GOT AN N64 NEMULATOR
Nid (nidmeister): I CAN NEMULATE GAMES FROM THE PAST
Azek (zerokamikaze): BOOT IT UP
Azek (zerokamikaze): NEMULATION

Posted by: The_Hunter 14 Aug 2009, 20:25

QUOTE

Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
mine is puny
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
mine increases size every month

I'll leave it up to your imagination what we were talking about

Posted by: KamuiK 15 Aug 2009, 1:47

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 14 Aug 2009, 18:25)

I'll leave it up to your imagination what we were talking about

Amount of awesomeness

Posted by: Comr4de 15 Aug 2009, 2:00

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 14 Aug 2009, 11:25)

I'll leave it up to your imagination what we were talking about

LOL!

Posted by: Thez 15 Aug 2009, 2:01

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 14 Aug 2009, 18:25)

I'll leave it up to your imagination what we were talking about

Ego

Posted by: Stinger 15 Aug 2009, 4:18

Sneak attack critical by Thez!

Posted by: Nidmeister 15 Aug 2009, 14:20

I've forgotten what we were actually talking about, so I'll just take it how it sounds.

Posted by: Overdose 2 Oct 2009, 6:54

QUOTE

0verdose: Fuck viking funerals
[FS] Hobbesy: ..
[FS] Hobbesy: waht
0verdose: I want a Celtic funeral
0verdose: with thembagpipes
[FS] Hobbesy: Scotts-Viking Funeral
[FS] Hobbesy: With C4 instead of fire
0verdose:

win

Posted by: Comr4de 4 Oct 2009, 8:29

On the showing of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWVcMQzPdWg.

QUOTE

eZuLa '87: and i do agree, the art direction is very stylish, very 60-70's with exaggerated character anatomy
eZuLa '87: i do warn you, hookerism is high on the hooker scale
eZuLa '87: *geiger counter sound effect here*
mpsingleton: lol
mpsingleton: what's the sound of a hooker-counter?
eZuLa '87: moans?
eZuLa '87: of course
eZuLa '87: =D
mpsingleton: well played, sir.

Posted by: DerKrieger 4 Oct 2009, 22:47

From me about the Washington Redskins' recent fall from grace.

"It's official....the Washington Redskins have turned into a walking, breathing punchline. You just have to say 'Washington Redskins' and people break out laughing."

Posted by: Жao 22 Oct 2009, 17:40

Tell me something and i will forget it,
Show me something and i might Remember,
involve me and i will remember.

Posted by: Overdose 22 Oct 2009, 18:24

QUOTE (Жao @ 22 Oct 2009, 11:40)

Tell me something and i will forget it,
Show me something and i might Remember,
involve me and i will remember.

Profound? Yes. Funny? Not really.

Posted by: Wi-Ta 23 Oct 2009, 17:37

QUOTE

(13:25:27) The Hunter: i'll admit at first i wouldn't think you would have the neccisary knowledge to make something like this in photoshop

(13:34:44) Wilfried: hehe
This old sneaky german is always good for a little surprise

(13:48:48) The Hunter: LOL
(13:49:01) The Hunter : i'm quoting that

(13:49:09) Wilfried: hehe,

(13:50:46) The Hunter : http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?showuser=1 in my sig
(13:50:47) The Hunter : :awe

(13:52:08) Wilfried: lol

Posted by: wardog 15 Nov 2009, 14:09

dose this count? : roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem write you lol

Posted by: Scope 15 Nov 2009, 20:17

QUOTE (wardog @ 15 Nov 2009, 12:09)

dose this count? : roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem write you lol

cue the sound of my face hitting my desk

Posted by: Zhao 18 Nov 2009, 5:14

*after being rejected a shw game from the inner circle on xFIRE*

QUOTE

(-DR-)warstarter (you9783): NOW TO PLAY SOME TRAIN SIMULATER

He was cool to the very end.

Posted by: IonCharge 18 Nov 2009, 21:49

QUOTE

[Commander Z]: Ion is kinda pro

Posted by: D' WRTHBRNGR 20 Nov 2009, 6:31

From http://www.moddb.com/mods/generation-x/images/battlelab#imagebox:

QUOTE

gpm
Jun 1 2009, 1:13pm says:
I will love destroy this thing XD

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

gpm
Jun 1 2009, 1:22pm replied:
PS: i am a Demolition GLA player.
FOR THE GLA YALALALALALALALALA!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

kiler268
Jun 1 2009, 4:20pm replied:
I WILL MAKE THIS SACRIFICE

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D-WRTHBRNGR
Jun 2 2009, 10:46pm replied:
FOR THE CAUSE!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Posted by: Overdose 24 Nov 2009, 22:18

QUOTE

!@#$ YOU BIOWARE
Thanks a lot Bioware. Because Dragon Age is so freaking awesome, you've gotten my sister (I'm a triplet) into gaming. I bought the game last friday, and she now has over 25 hours into it, twice than mine. SHE IS AHEAD OF ME AND THREATENING TO TELL ME SPOILERS. Why Bioware, why?

And guess what? Seeing how much fun games are now, she's starting to play TF2. /suicide.

Posted by: JRK 25 Nov 2009, 1:10

that has to the most retarded rant i've heard

Posted by: Wi-Ta 25 Nov 2009, 18:12

QUOTE

if you in the morning at half past three
dead drunk standing outside my door,
then that is okay.

If you storm ring,
then that is okay.

If you then rush to the bathroom and you upchuck there,
then that's okay too.

But if you go into the living room,
shit on the carpet and stick Toothpicks in it.

Then shout:
"HEY, THE HEDGEHOG NOW LIVES HERE!"

Then it's just too much.

Please rethink your behavior!

A girl on Studi VZ
Translated from German

Posted by: Pickysaurus 25 Nov 2009, 19:48

Th translation doesn't really make that much sense, but I get the idea of it - very nice

Posted by: Comr4de 30 Nov 2009, 1:50

QUOTE

Comr4de / Luis says:
I assembled a Baneblade with my friend yesterday, Chaos one

Comr4de / Luis says:
nurgle to be exact
The Hunter (AKA André) on old pc says:
i have to dig into the rotr files to see if i still have some of the pre-planned lines
Comr4de / Luis says:
ok sure
The Hunter (AKA André) on old pc says:
the one with the gaint soup pots?
Comr4de / Luis says:
yup
Comr4de / Luis says:
its that one but without the soup pots
Comr4de / Luis says:
he did put green stuff, the plastic stuff that looks like gum all over it [and added]
Comr4de / Luis says:
tentacles
Comr4de / Luis says:
japan would be proud
The Hunter (AKA André) on old pc says:
that's wrong on so many levels

Posted by: KamuiK 30 Nov 2009, 1:56

XD Oh that is so evil

Posted by: Pickysaurus 30 Nov 2009, 3:42

So what exactly were you talking about here?

Posted by: Comr4de 30 Nov 2009, 10:03

QUOTE (Pickysaurus @ 29 Nov 2009, 17:42)

So what exactly were you talking about here?

Very nasty.

As far as that ROTR bit, I'm not in liberty to say

Posted by: Murray 30 Nov 2009, 10:08

Space Marine stew for everyone.

Posted by: Destiny 30 Nov 2009, 10:33

Why Japan?

Posted by: Murray 30 Nov 2009, 10:37

Because of the tentacles, evidently.

Posted by: IonCharge 9 Dec 2009, 23:43

QUOTE

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes don't make sence

Refridgerator

Posted by: KamuiK 10 Dec 2009, 1:24

Not bad IonCharge ^^

Posted by: Alias 10 Dec 2009, 2:41

One of my mates has that t-shirt.
http://typetees.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_Are_Easy_But_Sometimes

Posted by: KamuiK 10 Dec 2009, 17:35

Fail shirt.

Posted by: Overdose 10 Dec 2009, 19:49

=o Blasphemy

Posted by: KamuiK 10 Dec 2009, 20:51

-This post made no sense at all-

Posted by: Alias 10 Dec 2009, 22:43

Refrigerator has 5 syllables and is a completely legitimate word, therefore it is fine for both an opening and a closing line in an haiku.
Besides that, it's a bit odd that you called the same haiku both 'not bad' and 'fail'.

By the way, your top example isn't a haiku either. Itself is two syllables taking the total of that line to six, and haiku is two syllables as well, taking the total to seven, and the middle line only has six syllables. Regardless of the language, it's always 5-7-5. I was quite active in the haiku channel in Kingdom of Loathing years ago.

Posted by: KamuiK 11 Dec 2009, 0:15

I noticed what you mean. I learned a Haiku as consisting of 11 syllables thus I assumed the poem given by IonCharge as being correct with the word refrigerator as the one who wrote it (5+6 thus win). The shirt showing 5+7=12 syllables thus failed. Checking wikipedia now has shown me you are correct (thus the shirt wins now) and my teacher talking BS.

Posted by: Overdose 11 Dec 2009, 0:48

Who cares what is right or wrong? As long it motivates people to learn, write and grow culturally.

Posted by: KamuiK 11 Dec 2009, 0:54

True.

Posted by: Alias 11 Dec 2009, 1:24

QUOTE (Overdose @ 11 Dec 2009, 8:48)

Who cares what is right or wrong? As long it motivates people to learn, write and grow culturally.

If they learn the wrong thing how is it learning at all?
I appreciate haiku because it's one of the few things in Japanese culture that hasn't been ruined by weeaboo culture.

Posted by: Overdose 11 Dec 2009, 3:21

Wrong is subjective to begin with. Alas that comment wasn't entirely directed at haiku per se but rather all of cultural aspects of society. Wrong is a synonym for deviate which brings about change which caused many wonderful things over the centuries. Every advancement scientifically, culturally and even spiritually we made was from swerving from the norm.

Posted by: KamuiK 11 Dec 2009, 12:58

QUOTE (Overdose @ 11 Dec 2009, 0:21)

Hence I said Overdose is right. Sticking to the norm serves nothing but the ruling caste.

Posted by: huhnu 11 Dec 2009, 21:04

*brainpain*

*head explodes*

*head regenerates*

welcome to third page

*head re-explodes*

Posted by: Comr4de 13 Jan 2010, 7:32

Me and Joao on terraforming:

QUOTE

Comr4de / Luis says:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/TerraformedMoonFromEarth.jpg
Comr4de / Luis says:
it would be like living in a low grav server though
Overdose(BR) says:
people would have to use special boots
Comr4de / Luis says:

Overdose(BR) says:
exactly
Overdose(BR) says:
I don't even have to look =P
Comr4de / Luis says:
XD

QUOTE

The Hunter (AKA André) says:
you know the rubic marines btw ?
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
they have special bolters
Comr4de / Luis says:
rubic marines D :
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
yea
Comr4de / Luis says:
do they fire rubix cubes?
The Hunter (AKA André) says:

these guys
Comr4de / Luis says:

The Hunter (AKA André) says:
rubic not rubix

Comr4de / Luis says:

Comr4de / Luis says:
are you sure?
Comr4de / Luis says:
they look kinda the same
Comr4de / Luis says:

The Hunter (AKA André) says:

Comr4de / Luis says:

Posted by: D' WRTHBRNGR 14 Jan 2010, 18:39

Here's another epic win comment I have @ http://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod/images/technicians#imagebox :

QUOTE

=============================
xonone Aug 18 2009, 7:34pm says:

yeah?

Ok!
=============================
D-WRTHBRNGR Aug 18 2009, 8:51pm replied:

(empties pistol clip)
Running around like crazy!!!
=============================

Posted by: Venom 31 Jan 2010, 22:50

A few CRAZY BUS reactions:

QUOTE

Venom(BR): Hey Thez
Venom(BR): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnUAsUjPPU Troll your gaming friends with that video
Thez: oh boy
Thez: XD

QUOTE

Never tell your password to anyone.
Venom(BR): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnUAsUjPPU BEWARE
Venom(BR): WORST GAME BGM EVER
Chyros: hiya
Chyros: quoi?
Venom(BR): this is worse than ring roll
Chyros: Oo
Chyros: CACOPHONY
Venom(BR): don't listen to it for over a minute
Venom(BR): it will make you sick in the stomach somehow
Venom(BR): thats what happened to me
Venom(BR): I think this is a Venezuelan torture device
Venom(BR): They grab a prisoner, put on blasting loud headphones and play this on loop until the guy dies
Venom(BR): the second half is ajoke
Chyros: I was comfortably listening to Beethoven's moonlight sonata while poring over some study material before listening to this infernal cacophony xD
Venom(BR): lmao XD
Chyros: now my brain has turned into apple sauce
Venom(BR): my stomach is now a board of chess
Chyros: my ears have liquified
Chyros: that song is a weapon of mass destruction
Chyros: the US should attack it asap
Chyros: I'm sure the whole world will be behind them this time oO
Venom(BR): lmao yes XD

QUOTE

Venom(BR): Hey man, I found something worse than Ring Roll
Venom(BR): much, much worse
mpsingleton: and it is?
Venom(BR): ring roll is like strauss in comparison
Venom(BR): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnUAsUjPPU
Venom(BR): that was a warning too
mpsingleton: and it's rickroll, I rhink
(long silence)
mpsingleton: jesus christ
mpsingleton: it is the sound of madness

QUOTE

Venom(BR): lizz
Lizzie: what
Venom(BR): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnUAsUjPPU
Lizzie: Why thank you, now my ears need to vomit

Posted by: Venom(BR) 7 Feb 2010, 19:26

QUOTE

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 24/f/brazil
Stranger: cool
You: you?
Stranger: 21 m uk
Stranger: you got a pic u can send?
You: not to strangers
Stranger: awh thats lame
Stranger: why not?
You: I don't want to see any pictures of me being spread around on the 'net
You: I'm sure you'd feel the same way
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: but im not gonna do anything with them
You: But there's a video of me on youtube my friend posted
You: want to look?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: ooh i got rick roll'd

Happened a minute ago.

Posted by: JRK 7 Feb 2010, 22:00

Omegle?

Posted by: Venom(BR) 8 Feb 2010, 0:19

Yeah.

Posted by: Comr4de 18 Feb 2010, 5:46

Me and Mike on drawing.

QUOTE

eZuLa '87: in fact im going to talk about it a little later tonight if you dont mind on skype
eZuLa '87: brb
mpsingleton: alrighty
mpsingleton: i'ma have some chocolate and start frawing, though
eZuLa '87: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6966/23169055.png
eZuLa '87: you just invented a new word sir

Posted by: Aaron 7 May 2010, 1:35

QUOTE

[18:51:10] [5.212.144.60 - Huhnu]
It used to be like six inches longer than it is now
[18:51:16] [5.212.144.60 - Huhnu]
I miss when it was over a foot long

[18:51:21]
*Quotes*

We got into a discussion and...

Posted by: huhnu 7 May 2010, 1:37

The rest of the conversation:

QUOTE

[18:49:55]
Everyone is different
[18:49:59]
I used to be "emo"
[18:50:02]
But never cut
[18:50:04]
Again
[18:50:05] [Aaron]
*BACKS AWAY*
[18:50:07]
It was a label
[18:50:09] [Aaron]
Whoa...
[18:50:25]
Odd portion of my life to say anything
[18:50:40]
I still like dressing in all black and whering fake eye color contacts
[18:50:47]
Even though I haven't had any in over a year >_>
[18:50:48] [Aaron]
Only good looking kids can pull of being emo
[18:50:59] [ComeOn225] is offline
[18:51:00]
And I still maintain the long hair look
[18:51:11] [Aaron]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suD0AH6aSjE
[18:51:12] [Aaron]
Lol
[18:51:22]
It used to be like six inches longer than it is now
[18:51:29]
I miss when it was over a foot long

[18:51:33] [Aaron]
*Quotes*
[18:51:39]
LOL
[18:52:03]
Quotes

EDIT: In further news:

QUOTE

[18:55:27] [Aaron]
WHEN I WAS A KID I WISH GRANDPA WOULD GET OFF ME
[18:55:40] [Aaron]
AT LEAST JUST
[18:55:41]
*quotes*
[18:55:45] [Aaron]
FUCK

EDIT2: Quote rampage

QUOTE

18:59:29]
Ion is requestiing something of you
[18:59:31]
Yes
[19:00:22] [Aaron]
MM WHATCHA SAY
[19:00:26] [Aaron]
MM THAT YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY.
[19:00:38]
Oh god zhao
[19:00:41]
Not when Kiwi is here
[19:00:48] [Aaron]
...
[19:00:50]
We will be editing our quotes 8 times every second
[19:00:58]
and
[19:01:01]
*quotes*
[19:01:06] [Aaron]
FUCK

Posted by: IonCharge 7 May 2010, 20:31

I don't remember requesting anything....

Posted by: huhnu 8 May 2010, 0:57

You said the network was full here: http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=1515&view=findpost&p=26059

Posted by: Overdose 17 May 2010, 3:39

QUOTE

OverdoseBR: Hello, old chap.
Hobbesy: Indeed
OverdoseBR: I was cleaning the chamber of my rifle.
OverdoseBR: I just came back from my wonderful hunt in India I spent about a week on the back of an elephant.
OverdoseBR: It was wonderful. Three tiger skins.
Hobbesy: Did you kill any natives?
OverdoseBR: Sadly no.
Hobbesy: Oh my
OverdoseBR: Do you believe we were out of tea for a whole hour, we almost had to turn the ship around.
Hobbesy: Sounds quite chaffing
OverdoseBR: Indeed, I met this very rude american man in our trip. He wore a silly hat and always carried
OverdoseBR: a giant knife and pistol on him.
OverdoseBR: Very colloquial speech and mannerism.
Hobbesy: Are you sure he wasn't Australian?
OverdoseBR: Oh bloody hell, who can really tell them apart?
Hobbesy: The Americans are fatter, my good man
OverdoseBR: Good point, sport.
OverdoseBR: Oh well time for me to play some backgammon while I listen to foxtrot.
OverdoseBR: Cheerio.
Hobbesy: Indeed.

Sometimes I like to randomly impersonate a nationality, I don't mean to offend anyone, its just for a few chuckles.

Posted by: wangho1990 17 May 2010, 5:59

QUOTE (Overdose @ 17 May 2010, 0:39)

Hobbesy: Are you sure he wasn't Australian?
OverdoseBR: Oh bloody hell, who can really tell them apart?

lol.

Posted by: Destiny 17 May 2010, 14:13

Knife and pistol...spy?

Posted by: huhnu 21 May 2010, 5:32

QUOTE

[22:49:36] [AaronOMG IM DYING
[22:49:36]
That is pretty likely tb
[22:49:37]
:|
[22:49:37] [AaronHOLY SHIT
[22:49:38] [AaronOMG
[22:49:48] [AaronIM SCARED TO DIE MAN
[22:49:50] [AaronSCARED TO DIE
[22:49:54] [AaronCUZ I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
[22:49:54]
*quoted

Posted by: Overdose 5 Jun 2010, 23:51

QUOTE

ropetherapy
1 week ago

Communists want the United States to speak anything but English so the next generation cant read the constitution.

The American constitution is a beacon of freedom, humanity, rule of justice and compassion to honest people around the world.

To change or ignore the constitution is the only thing the USA can do to ruin itself.

A fool trying to defend racism and xenophobia.

Posted by: MARS 6 Jun 2010, 6:51

Oooh, those dirty communists! That bogeyman is sooo last century...

Posted by: The_Hunter 15 Dec 2010, 20:20

QUOTE

Badman / Ingram says:
back
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
door
Badman / Ingram says:
knob
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
keyhole
Badman / Ingram says:
guard plate
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
screws
Badman / Ingram says:
slot
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
key
Badman / Ingram says:
holder
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
device
Badman / Ingram says:
manufacture
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
facility
Badman / Ingram says:
security
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
guard
Badman / Ingram says:
boot
The_Hunter (AKA André) says:
ok i dunno what to match to that one
Badman / Ingram says:
XD

Posted by: Wi-Ta 13 Jan 2011, 17:24

[17:11] The_Hunter: good evening
[17:11] Wi-Ta: Heya
[17:14] The_Hunter: http://acidcow.com/pics/20110113/epic_fails_26.jpg
[17:18] Wi-Ta: Hehe
i do remember when i did return some DVD in a store that i told the girl behind the desk:
"Those are all rewind"
It took her almost 1 minute to realize
LOL
[17:19] The_Hunter: lol
[17:19] The_Hunter: mean
[17:19] The_Hunter: was she blond ?
[17:20] Wi-Ta: yea
very blond
i even think natural blond :-P
[17:20] The_Hunter: hahahah XD
[17:20] The_Hunter: i knew it!

Posted by: Comr4de 19 May 2011, 12:05

QUOTE

[6:00:24 AM] Luis E. Millotte: will do
[6:00:33 AM] Luis E. Millotte: and yea im not sure what happened to that sandbag emplacement there
[6:00:35 AM] The_Hunter649: also this is going to sound realy weird coming from me
[6:00:37 AM] Luis E. Millotte: it just kinda went nuts
[6:00:37 AM] The_Hunter649: but it needs more lights
[6:00:42 AM] Luis E. Millotte: ...
[6:01:04 AM] Luis E. Millotte: http://www.sexedmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/EndIsNear3.jpg

Posted by: Wi-Ta 19 May 2011, 19:27

this day had to come

Posted by: ComeOn 20 May 2011, 0:25

QUOTE (Overdose @ 5 Jun 2010, 18:51)

A fool trying to defend racism and xenophobia.

Agreed. I know it's a tad bit late, but...

Posted by: Maxwell Sinclair 23 Oct 2014, 13:00

Youtube came up with a pretty awesome set of lines for the GLA Reporter during the Vanilla Zero Hour campaign. Bear with me this is a little long...
Youtuber doing the Lets Play was Timpedia. Link to video this is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAIGyrp2zyg&index=5&list=PLmxQx95VhEhZmKSjzuIzrvBVGF0aAQeP8

The actual version of what is said:

Timpedia: Arc News!

GLA Reporter: Although the United States has ordered its mercenaries to hunt down Doctor Thrax; The Global Liberation Army has abandoned efforts to protect the rogue scientist, who is known to be unstable. Senseless American aggression once more fills the sky with smoke and fire; but even despite this air power and combined troop strength, China and America cannot hope to defeat the GLA chain of command. GLA leaders promise a continuing war of attrition against the enemies of freedom. It is a war, they will win. I am Omahr Bengehzahli (Dunno how to actually spell it, I'm typing by ear.).

Timpedia: Omahr Bengehzahli... yeah that is apparently what this guys name is.

Now here is what youtube thought was being said:

It argues awful united states its listeners to hump global liberation army has opened in efforts to protect the rocks I'm school state. Senseless american aggression once more the sky with smoke and fire with this quite this and complying strict china and america come up hope to break the chili chain cheerleaders. Promise ek war of attrition against the enemies of freedom, is all is. Casali organism yeah that's apparently what this guys name is.

My favourite parts being Chili Chain Cheerleaders and Casali Organism XD. At least youtube got Some of it right?

Posted by: SiR Chaff 23 Oct 2014, 13:11

QUOTE (Maxwell Sinclair @ 23 Oct 2014, 20:00)

It argues awful united states its listeners to hump global liberation army has opened in efforts to protect the rocks I'm school state. Senseless american aggression once more the sky with smoke and fire with this quite this and complying strict china and america come up hope to break the chili chain cheerleaders. Promise ek war of attrition against the enemies of freedom, is all is. Casali organism yeah that's apparently what this guys name is.

Just lost my sides.

Posted by: SoraZ 23 Oct 2014, 14:31

This is awesome

Posted by: Maxwell Sinclair 24 Oct 2014, 3:13

QUOTE (SiR Chaff @ 23 Oct 2014, 13:11)

Just lost my sides.

Youtube's english subtitles are... a special kind of bad. It is in a league all of its own. You have

Bad
Terrible
Completely horrible
Youtube subtitle detection.

I also lost my sides when Chili chain cheerleaders popped up. I was watching more with subtitles on, and GLA is constantly referred to as Chili. It makes for some funny sentences, especially when it gets the rest of the sentence correct.

Posted by: Star_Abraham 22 Feb 2017, 17:55

"Whip out your numbers"