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SWR Productions Forum _ The Loony Bin _ Lets give ECA a Chrono Panzer

Posted by: WULF1045 18 Aug 2018, 18:23

I'm quite envied Russia has better tanks than ECA....

I'd say lets give a ECA a Chrono Panzer? Lets say it cost $3000 and its slow moving and can 1 shot anything especially if its a black bear tank..... but its ineffective against buildings and infantry....
The same armour has a Leopard tank.... Basically a leopard tank with a different turret....

and it speaks German like....

Selected:

Fuking sheisse I thought it was the end of the var!

Attacks:

Eat das fuking Chrono fuking schwine

Moves:

Sheissen sie ich habe a gut position to zap those fuking azzloches

Posted by: (USA)Bruce 18 Aug 2018, 20:20

God bless your little soul

You are a special little treasure

Posted by: M.P 18 Aug 2018, 20:25

Can it run over and crush vehicles like your Jagd Mammut?

Posted by: Maelstrom 19 Aug 2018, 9:56

Yeah sure...
- a tank that can one shot a blackbear. Balanced.
- tank destroyer. Jagdmammuts are good. use them.
- 3k. A random number out of nowhere. Why not free, and dropped via airlifter?
- Vulgar lines. In case you didn't notice, most swearings in voices are censored with a beep. Those lines will basically be beeps.
- chrono tank. Yeah why not after all. To hell with logic

On a scale of 1 to 10 in the stupid-o-meter, this reaches a good 25

Last thing. Such posts belong to the Loony Bin. They cannot be considered as suggestion, because they are not serious. Please do not use Loudspeaker or SWR Comment box for such things.

PS: Fixed the spelling

QUOTE

Fucking Scheisse I thought it was the end of the war!
Eat das fucking Chrono fucking Schwein
Sheissen sie ich habe a gut position to zap those fucking Arschlochen

Posted by: NikCaputnic 19 Aug 2018, 14:46

If we need a Chrono-tank for a European faction, which is slow, has a long delays between attacks and can one-shot everything, but can't attack buildings, then I demand a mobile war-factory for Russia, available only to one of Sov...er...I mean Russian commanders (which has absolutely nothing to do with Stalin and his fists )

Posted by: StickRay 19 Aug 2018, 15:28

LMAO