A Blast Of Love, The first ever RotR romance fanfic! |
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A Blast Of Love, The first ever RotR romance fanfic! |
 29 Jan 2013, 0:13
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A Blast Of Love
Pairing: FOAB/MOAB Warnings: death The bomb was itself a relic of the GLA war. An American plane had been going to drop it near Stuttgart, but the plane had been shot down by the GLA, and the bomb ended up in a toxic marsh. It had been recovered several years later, but at that point military cooperation between the US and Europe was nonexistent. So, instead of being returned, the Massive Ordnance Air Burst device (aka the Mother Of All Bombs) was placed in a German ammo dump. In 2048, the dump was captured by Russian forces. The Russians decided to make use of the dump, and began storing their own weapons their. Including, as it happened, a Fuel Ordnance Air Burst device. Also known as the Father Of All Bombs. When he saw her, it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. Anyone could admire her sleek design, but he could see her, the way only another bomb could. He saw her power, and he was in love. Fortunately for him, he was equipped with a small radio, and he sent out a burst, just enough to get her attention. She recognized it for what it was, and then she saw him. They were so much alike, two peas in a pod. Or, to be more accurate, two very powerful bombs in an ammo dump. He needed to be close to her. He strained against the straps holding him in place. But mere fabric could not hold back true love. He broke free, and rolled towards her. A sentry saw them, and his expression was one of pure horror. He turned to run, his mouth opening to scream, but he was too far away. The Father Of All Bombs rolled, and his warhead struck that of his great love, the Mother Of All Bombs. They both detonated, filling the air with volatile gases. As they did, their gases intermingled, and they knew each other’s souls, in a way few lovers ever do. Their igniters were unarmed, but that didn’t matter. The flame of passion between them was enough to ignite the gases, and their love magnified the explosion by several orders of magnitude. The resulting blast would wipe out much of Europe. The dust kicked up into the atmosphere blocked out the sunlight, resulting in crop failures worldwide. Had it not been for the Solaris satellites, the food shortage would probably have wiped out civilization as we know it. As it was, only the European Continental Alliance and Russian Federation were destroyed. The People’s Republic of China, the United States of America, and the Global Liberation Army would survive. Humanity would recover. Eventually. Well, it was all in the name of love. --------------------  The Sun Is Rising... |
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29 Jan 2013, 0:41
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 Group: Members Posts: 846 Joined: 7 June 2009 From: England UK Member No.: 80 Forum Mechanic |
Bwhahahahaha this is hilarious
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29 Jan 2013, 1:22
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 That was left handed! Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 28 November 2012 From: Winter-motha-f***ing-peg! Member No.: 9508 |
bruce was first....
EDIT: Bruno Mars- Grenade She must have been some irresistible bombshell, if she could change the world with nothing short of a spark of beauty! This post has been edited by Xofolez: 29 Jan 2013, 1:32 --------------------  Das vidanea! |
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29 Jan 2013, 5:12
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 We complain because we care! Group: Members Posts: 174 Joined: 2 August 2012 From: Frozen Okayhole Member No.: 9248 |
Holy frack, thank you so much!
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29 Jan 2013, 5:22
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 Mad General... MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Group: Members Posts: 309 Joined: 22 February 2012 From: Philippines Member No.: 9008 Follower of the Grimdark. |
WTF! I didn't expect this, keep it up.
-------------------- QUOTE "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton QUOTE That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. - The Neconomicon QUOTE Two things are infinite: the universe and the human stupidity. - Albert Einstein (attributed) |
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29 Jan 2013, 5:23
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 Guardsman Group: Members Posts: 2077 Joined: 22 October 2012 From: Terra Member No.: 9379 Armageddon is here.............. |
I lol so much reading it, thank you
-------------------- We Die Standing.
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29 Jan 2013, 9:11
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 C&C:Reichsmarsch Mod Leader Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 15 August 2012 From: Singapore. Member No.: 9264 |
Omg this was hilarious. Love it!
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29 Jan 2013, 11:43
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 The Forums American Hotshot Flyboy  Group: Tester Posts: 2859 Joined: 22 November 2012 From: The foundation of modern freedom and Liberty;United States of America. Member No.: 9500 |
I was gona say my fanfic was first and all but this one caught me by suprise....Quite funny and hillarious!
My romance isnt as..."Explosive" as this, I would love to see a continuation of this ^.^ --------------------  |
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29 Jan 2013, 12:16
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 How come nobody says wizard anymore  Group: Moderator Posts: 976 Joined: 7 June 2009 Member No.: 36 Projects: SWR Productions |
got a good laugh out of that one.^^
also nicely written. : ) -------------------- |
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