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Posted by: scorpio 25 Jun 2012, 12:33

i had a little too much free time this morning happy.gif












Posted by: Warpath 25 Jun 2012, 13:09

laugh.gif Great work scorpio, are you going to make more of these?

Posted by: Jester 25 Jun 2012, 13:19

Lmao excellent job love the Chinese hoarders pic laugh.gif

Posted by: scorpio 25 Jun 2012, 16:08

thanks biggrin.gif . and yah im gonna do more.

Posted by: Panzer4life 25 Jun 2012, 18:37

Hey, where can you go make these demotivational posters? Because I could make some for the mod, and just because they are awesome.

Posted by: The_Hunter 26 Jun 2012, 11:28

Here are some from the team it's self:


Made this one after a pvp game between dev team members where the opposing team was wrecked completly by a single technical on it's own


This is an other brilliant term that Comr4de coined yesterday while bombarding the russians with Grads.


Porobably more to come I8.gif

Posted by: GDIZOCOM 26 Jun 2012, 12:14

Nice one scorpio. I lol'd

Posted by: tgn89 26 Jun 2012, 12:25

simply awesome

Posted by: scorpio 27 Jun 2012, 8:48

QUOTE (Panzer4life @ 25 Jun 2012, 19:37) *
Hey, where can you go make these demotivational posters? Because I could make some for the mod, and just because they are awesome.


here are some online tools i found you could use happy.gif

http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php
http://diy.despair.com

i just used good old photoshop

Posted by: scorpio 27 Jun 2012, 9:48

here's some more mindfuck.gif















more on the way... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Warpath 27 Jun 2012, 10:31

Nice work scorpio and RotR dev team, cheers for both of you.

laugh.gif at the GLA poster, can't stop laughing every time I see it.

Posted by: scorpio 2 Jul 2012, 9:05

serious.gif more RoTR demotivationals












yet even more on the way (as soon as i get some more free time for another batch) tongue.gif

Posted by: Jester 2 Jul 2012, 10:36

The last 2 technical ones are hilarious laugh.gif

Posted by: Warpath 2 Jul 2012, 11:33

Lolz laugh.gif !!! Keep it up.

Posted by: Comr4de 3 Jul 2012, 2:28

Hope you don't mind me posting these on our https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rise-of-the-Reds/346701942043959I8.gif

Will put up more as the weeks go by aw.gif Excellent work! (Credited ya too of course)

Posted by: scorpio 3 Jul 2012, 9:16

QUOTE (Comr4de @ 3 Jul 2012, 2:28) *
Hope you don't mind me posting these on our https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rise-of-the-Reds/346701942043959I8.gif

Will put up more as the weeks go by aw.gif Excellent work! (Credited ya too of course)


coooool! aw2.gif no i dnt mind at all happy.gif

Posted by: D' WRTHBRNGR 4 Jul 2012, 11:10

Lol @ the Technical rush pic laugh.gif
Keep 'em up, those demotivators are well done. wink.gif

Posted by: ArsenalXA4 5 Aug 2012, 20:22

Because I don't want this thread to die, and I think the rest of us can come up with something too:






Posted by: H3adSh00t 5 Aug 2012, 20:46

QUOTE (scorpio @ 27 Jun 2012, 9:48) *
here's some more mindfuck.gif


Thanx God for Bunker Busters boom8.gif

Peace trough power? UI8.gif



RPGs at close range biggrin.gif



Cammo Terrorists , You won`t find them!




Posted by: Evan 5 Aug 2012, 20:59

What are these, Demotivational Posters, for ants?

Posted by: H3adSh00t 5 Aug 2012, 21:08

QUOTE (Evan @ 5 Aug 2012, 20:59) *
What are these, Demotivational Posters, for ants?

Sorry I don`t know why they appeared like this...never happened.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 6 Aug 2012, 12:47

Love all the demotivationals. Please continue posting 'em. laugh.gif

Posted by: H3adSh00t 6 Aug 2012, 14:01


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Posted by: scorpio 23 Oct 2012, 7:51

Time to brew another batch... aw2.gif











Posted by: simeon5541 23 Oct 2012, 8:22

QUOTE (scorpio @ 23 Oct 2012, 8:51) *
Time to brew another batch... aw2.gif




Hahahhahahahhahaa !! Great one ! biggrin.gif



I always knew that I saw this picture somewhere.Nice one.



Posted by: Comr4de 23 Oct 2012, 10:11

You bet some of these are going to show up on our facebook page - be sure of it I8.gif

Posted by: flyingpancake 23 Oct 2012, 10:27

These are great keep em up. laugh.gif

Posted by: D' WRTHBRNGR 23 Oct 2012, 13:09

First and fourth pics were a win. laugh.gif

Posted by: flyingpancake 23 Oct 2012, 14:21

I don't know what size of pictures are used best for these.

 

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 23 Oct 2012, 14:32


Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 23 Oct 2012, 14:36

How do you guys add the faction symbol anyways?

Posted by: MARS 23 Oct 2012, 15:19

PROBABLY by making these things in a proper editing program rather than some 'build your own motivational poster with our ugly watermark stamped on it' website.

Posted by: flyingpancake 23 Oct 2012, 15:23

QUOTE (MARS @ 23 Oct 2012, 16:19) *
PROBABLY by making these things in a proper editing program rather than some 'build your own motivational poster with our ugly watermark stamped on it' website.

Maybe scorpio can improve ours if he thinks there funny?

Posted by: scorpio 23 Oct 2012, 16:26

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 23 Oct 2012, 14:36) *
How do you guys add the faction symbol anyways?

QUOTE (MARS @ 23 Oct 2012, 15:19) *
PROBABLY by making these things in a proper editing program rather than some 'build your own motivational poster with our ugly watermark stamped on it' website.

MARS is correct, i use adobe photoshop. smile.gif

QUOTE (flyingpancake @ 23 Oct 2012, 15:23) *
Maybe scorpio can improve ours if he thinks there funny?

no problimo bro. here you go beer1.gif






lets keep them coming guys laugh.gif

Posted by: flyingpancake 23 Oct 2012, 18:07

QUOTE (scorpio @ 23 Oct 2012, 17:26) *
no problimo bro. here you go beer1.gif
lets keep them coming guys laugh.gif

Thanks man, i hope your gonna make more too. 8ani5.gif

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 24 Oct 2012, 0:38

Excuse me, i have to go pirate photoshop

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 24 Oct 2012, 3:52

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 24 Oct 2012, 5:38) *
Excuse me, i have to go pirate photoshop

Or you could simply download GIMP.

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 24 Oct 2012, 9:24

Wheres the fun in that?

Posted by: __CrUsHeR 24 Oct 2012, 16:46

Hehe...I laugh a lot with everything that was posted here, especially with things related to GLA. tongue.gif

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 24 Oct 2012, 23:19

You spelled zerg wrong sleep.gif lol

Posted by: InsurgentCell 25 Oct 2012, 2:58

Zerg was originally spelt "Zurg" but apparently Disney had that copyrighted. o_0

Posted by: Raven 25 Oct 2012, 3:32

Awesome stuff scorpio and SWR...really great stuff...please keep em coming biggrin.gif

Posted by: scorpio 25 Oct 2012, 5:34

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 24 Oct 2012, 23:19) *
You spelled zerg wrong sleep.gif lol

OOOPs! how did i NOT see that blush.gif
there. fixed happy.gif

QUOTE (Raven @ 25 Oct 2012, 3:32) *
Awesome stuff scorpio and SWR...really great stuff...please keep em coming biggrin.gif

thanks මචන් wink.gif

Posted by: Raven 25 Oct 2012, 7:04

QUOTE (scorpio @ 25 Oct 2012, 10:34) *
thanks මචන් wink.gif


Now thats a goddamn surprise මචන් biggrin.gif. You from lk?

Posted by: scorpio 25 Oct 2012, 9:08

QUOTE (Raven @ 25 Oct 2012, 8:04) *
Now thats a goddamn surprise මචන් biggrin.gif. You from lk?


lol oh yah bro. i noticed you were from LK too. so i thought id leave the " මචන්" message to freak you out a bit. laugh.gif


Posted by: scorpio 26 Oct 2012, 7:40

i thought i'd make regular updates on this thread with new RoTR Demotivational material. so here goes ... th_sexy.gif


Posted by: simeon5541 26 Oct 2012, 8:04



Scorpio you are free to edit it and add ROTR and ECA logos wink.gif

Posted by: scorpio 27 Oct 2012, 8:24

the daily RoTR Demotivator keke.gif




more Demotivator updates next week happy.gif

Posted by: Claine 27 Oct 2012, 8:42




I think this one can easily crush solar reactor^^

Posted by: IPS 27 Oct 2012, 9:17

really like this thread^^

Posted by: dangerman1337 27 Oct 2012, 9:19

QUOTE (Claine @ 27 Oct 2012, 8:42) *



I think this one can easily crush solar reactor^^


Wait is that an actual concept art from the team?

Posted by: Comr4de 27 Oct 2012, 9:21

QUOTE (dangerman1337 @ 27 Oct 2012, 3:19) *
Wait is that an actual concept art from the team?

No it isnt XD.gif

Posted by: dangerman1337 27 Oct 2012, 9:40

QUOTE (Comr4de @ 27 Oct 2012, 9:21) *
No it isnt XD.gif

I thought it was another one of those accidental leaks tongue.gif.

Posted by: Claine 27 Oct 2012, 9:43

QUOTE (dangerman1337 @ 27 Oct 2012, 17:40) *
I thought it was another one of those accidental leaks tongue.gif.


you want to see the real one biggrin.gif ?

Posted by: Pogie4 27 Oct 2012, 9:44

Cool Pictures!

Posted by: H3adSh00t 27 Oct 2012, 9:45

Reminds me of Kirov , good times , that thing was so powerful. 8Isov.gif

Posted by: Pogie4 27 Oct 2012, 10:02

QUOTE (H3adSh00t @ 27 Oct 2012, 16:45) *
Reminds me of Kirov , good times , that thing was so powerful. 8Isov.gif

Your Right! HeadShot!!!!!!!!!!! ani8(1).gif ani8b.gif

Posted by: Claine 27 Oct 2012, 10:14

http://postimage.org/image/6u4djsxrv/
there's i a hope for Kirov rolleyes.gif

Posted by: scorpio 27 Oct 2012, 13:16

QUOTE (Claine @ 27 Oct 2012, 15:14) *
http://postimage.org/image/6u4djsxrv/
there's i a hope for Kirov rolleyes.gif


i donno man, bringing back the Kirov would somewhat hamper the uniqueness of the Chinese airship.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 27 Oct 2012, 14:00

IMO it wouldn't hamper PA's uniqueness that much as long as PA remains an almost strict support airship while this Kirov becomes the lumbering, robust harbinger of doom.

With that said in a sense Hunchback already does Kirov style bombing in the game, it only has very different speed and defense.

Posted by: tgn89 27 Oct 2012, 14:06

HAHAHA ohh maan thi is funny especially the humvee one keep up the good work

Posted by: scorpio 30 Oct 2012, 5:44

the daily RoTR Demotivator rolleyes.gif


Posted by: scorpio 31 Oct 2012, 9:24

Today's RoTR Demotivator. happy.gif


Posted by: SpiralSpectre 31 Oct 2012, 9:43

^Totally loved this one. laugh.gif

Posted by: blgmgl 31 Oct 2012, 10:21

^^ The one in the middle pushing technical NEEDS NEW SHOES upgrade! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Pogie4 31 Oct 2012, 10:27

QUOTE (blgmgl @ 31 Oct 2012, 17:21) *
^^ The one in the middle pushing technical NEEDS NEW SHOES upgrade! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

You're right. Should be Nike, Adidas or Jordan laugh.gif

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 31 Oct 2012, 10:50

QUOTE (Pogie4 @ 31 Oct 2012, 15:27) *
You're right. Should be Nike, Adidas or Jordan laugh.gif

GLA would never provide shoes of the infidel's brands. sleep.gif

Posted by: Knjaz. 31 Oct 2012, 15:01

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 27 Oct 2012, 16:00) *
IMO it wouldn't hamper PA's uniqueness that much as long as PA remains an almost strict support airship while this Kirov becomes the lumbering, robust harbinger of doom.

With that said in a sense Hunchback already does Kirov style bombing in the game, it only has very different speed and defense.


In an enviroment with "splashy" Heavy AA, like RotR is, Kirovs in their original role would be near useless. (Slow moving airships with 0 atack range)

I always wished to see them as a heavy gun/machinegun platforms instead of bombers... or Tesla Kirov cool_worm.gif
But well, I guess I'm going too far here....

Posted by: simeon5541 31 Oct 2012, 15:13

Let Red Alert be Red Alert and ROTR be ROTR . . .
We already have Tesla Tanks,Coils and Boris . . .
It is enough.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 31 Oct 2012, 16:12

QUOTE (Knjaz. @ 31 Oct 2012, 20:01) *
In an enviroment with "splashy" Heavy AA, like RotR is, Kirovs in their original role would be near useless. (Slow moving airships with 0 atack range)

I always wished to see them as a heavy gun/machinegun platforms instead of bombers... or Tesla Kirov cool_worm.gif
But well, I guess I'm going too far here....

I was thinking more about an airship like the Hunchback. Able to strafe from zero range while also armed with autocannons and stuff to attack from range. Also capable of performing other functions if necessary. Obviously with heavy armour, low speed, maybe even with RA3 gastroburners if the speed feels too low for generals. But yeah like I said what I was thinking is more or less like the Hunchback only with different stats. Pretty sure the team would do a far better job if this Kirov rumour ain't just a troll rumour.

But IMO something like Tesla Kirov would somewhat take away the fun of it being a Kirov.
QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 31 Oct 2012, 20:13) *
Let Red Alert be Red Alert and ROTR be ROTR . . .
We already have Tesla Tanks,Coils and Boris . . .
It is enough.

There is always room for inspiration from the predecessors. Something tells me there are more RA similarities coming in the future. And that's a very good thing given they can fit in the ZH universe as new, unique, well adapted additions. Do note I am talking talking about inspirations, not literal copy-paste of units.

Or... is it by any chance only a problem if it's associated with tesla or something that sounds high-tech for sides other than ECA?

Posted by: simeon5541 31 Oct 2012, 17:16

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 31 Oct 2012, 16:12) *
There is always room for inspiration from the predecessors. Something tells me there are more RA similarities coming in the future. And that's a very good thing given they can fit in the ZH universe as new, unique, well adapted additions. Do note I am talking talking about inspirations, not literal copy-paste of units.

Or... is it by any chance only a problem if it's associated with tesla or something that sounds high-tech for sides other than ECA?


Like you said inspiration . . . Not copy-->paste.
So we really don't need a Kirov's.
ROTR Russians have great balance now between Real life Russian Army and RA1/2 tribute,plus some its own new stuff.
But as for Kirov's,Apocalypse Tanks,Mirage Tanks,they are trade mark of the old RA games,and should remain.
And I am pretty sure they would not add it,maybe some other Zepppelin to some other side,but not Kirov,and not to Russians.

Yeah I am also pretty sure that ECA will have lot similarities with factions from old C&C . . .
They already showed us Dogs,Minelayers,Harriers,Engineers . . . And I'm somehow pretty sure we will see more similarities like you stated.

And for your last one . . .
No.It is great thing that Russia will have someone like Alexander,
he just jumps out from other two Generals (although I can't wait to play with Tactical Balistics),
and I am pretty sure that he will become one of the players favorite.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 31 Oct 2012, 17:38

QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 31 Oct 2012, 22:16) *
ROTR Russians have great balance now between Real life Russian Army and RA1/2 tribute,plus some its own new stuff.
But as for Kirov's,Apocalypse Tanks,Mirage Tanks,they are trade mark of the old RA games,and should remain.
And I am pretty sure they would not add it,maybe some other Zepppelin to some other side,but not Kirov,and not to Russians.

Do note I not even once said or remotely hinted this "Kirov" needs to belong to Russians or needs to be called Kirov. Any airship that brings in Kirov's gameplay is "Kirov" in my book. Like the Sentinel already more or less brings Apoc's gameplay, GLA GPS scrambling already brings the gameplay functions of Gap generators. So there ain't any need to literally bring Apoc or Gap generators back. The way I see it they're already in the mod. Same goes for Kirov. If any airship brings in it's functions then it's "Kirov" in my book.

I wouldn't care who gets it. It's fine if it turns out to be a huge blimp robot made by Griffon, fine if it's another blimp by Jin, fine if it's Wolfgang's gen power, even fine if it's some stupid old blimp Sulaymaan got improvised to drop explosives. you get the point.

Posted by: simeon5541 31 Oct 2012, 18:06

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 31 Oct 2012, 17:38) *
Do note I not even once said or remotely hinted this "Kirov" needs to belong to Russians or needs to be called Kirov. Any airship that brings in Kirov's gameplay is "Kirov" in my book.


Same here.

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 31 Oct 2012, 17:38) *
Like the Sentinel already more or less brings Apoc's gameplay, GLA GPS scrambling already brings the gameplay functions of Gap generators. So there ain't any need to literally bring Apoc or Gap generators back. The way I see it they're already in the mod. Same goes for Kirov. If any airship brings in it's functions then it's "Kirov" in my book.

I wouldn't care who gets it. It's fine if it turns out to be a huge blimp robot made by Griffon, fine if it's another blimp by Jin, fine if it's Wolfgang's gen power, even fine if it's some stupid old blimp Sulaymaan got improvised to drop explosives. you get the point.


It also uses RA3 Apocalypse Tank voice.

Well Blockout Node brings Gap Generator back,while GLA GPS Scrambling is more or less
ability that NOD have back in Tiberian Sun,if you have played then you would know,if not just to inform you that NOD had
Stealth Generators that worked same way as GLAs Scrambling Station or Scrambler Van.

Airship should do some supportive role,not to go direct into enemy fire like Kirov,
look at Propaganda Airship,it is GREAT unit,and it does great job in supporting of your troops.
If there would be another Airship in game, it would be logical to be Something that is doing that kind of role (how airship would attack through all
those heavy long range AA defenses boom8.gif ).
I see most logical role for second Airship in game to be Scouting.
It is also logical that someone who is operating flying platform like that,that have great view from it.
I really see Airship with Mishka's revealing circle as a great addition to the mod,add it gun for defense and it is perfect.
As for some other role than scouting I can see it as a transporter,both infantry and vehicles.
That way it would really fit to Wolfgang,and plus Germans are famous for invention of Zeppelins.

EDIT :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m98JuqCjtUs

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 31 Oct 2012, 19:37

QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 31 Oct 2012, 23:06) *
Same here.

Glad we agreed on that. beer1.gif

Posted by: X1Destroy 1 Nov 2012, 5:17

How about a an Airship that function like a floating aircraft carrier? It will be much cooler than the kirov. happy.gif

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 1 Nov 2012, 10:42

A http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus_HULA

It's also named the WALRUS!

WALRUS!

Imagine the hillarity.

Also, Real life basis
the USS Macon and Akron Blimps, which would work best with the US's Air power theme (And can use drones, hence making it far more practical), GLA, using old tech theme (And fanatics who don't care bout dying), or China already has a blimp sad excuse (And cannon fodder to man the planes)

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 1 Nov 2012, 10:44

If your bringing back the kirov, you really need the Prism tank/Spectrum tank, or even better, Century bombers.


Come on, Hybrid parachute/Bomber jets. You know it's a good idea,


"which one drops bombs and which one drops people again george?"
"Don't care, drop them both"

Posted by: scorpio 1 Nov 2012, 10:56

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 1 Nov 2012, 15:44) *
"which one drops bombs and which one drops people again george?"
"Don't care, drop them both"


LOLZ XD.gif

Posted by: __CrUsHeR 1 Nov 2012, 11:17

QUOTE (Claine @ 27 Oct 2012, 5:42) *



I think this one can easily crush solar reactor^^


Wonderful conception! It would be interesting to see this blimp in the game, however it was a bit 'hightech' too.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 1 Nov 2012, 11:24

QUOTE (__CrUsHeR @ 1 Nov 2012, 16:17) *
Wonderful conception! It would be interesting to see this blimp in the game, however it was a bit 'hightech' too.

Com4ade already said that's not an original concept art. xD

But I also don't want this to be total troll rumour. :/

Posted by: __CrUsHeR 1 Nov 2012, 11:38

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 1 Nov 2012, 8:24) *
Com4ade already said that's not an original concept art. xD

But I also don't want this to be total troll rumour. :/


Cool, hopefully they have in mind adding a blimp in this style for ECA, however instead of offering support to the units that are more focused on the attack.

General Wolfgang deserves a blimp and germany always dreamed of having one of these giants operating in the skies.

Posted by: simeon5541 1 Nov 2012, 11:50

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 1 Nov 2012, 10:44) *
If your bringing back the kirov, you really need the Prism tank/Spectrum tank, or even better, Century bombers.


Come on, Hybrid parachute/Bomber jets. You know it's a good idea,


"which one drops bombs and which one drops people again george?"
"Don't care, drop them both"


Or . . . You can just re-install Red Alert 3 to your computer ?

Posted by: Darkfire Angel 1 Nov 2012, 12:36



For a few of the previous posts.

Moar posters pleeze?

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 1 Nov 2012, 13:43

QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 1 Nov 2012, 3:50) *
Or . . . You can just re-install Red Alert 3 to your computer ?


Still have it,

Posted by: wargame 1 Nov 2012, 14:13

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 1 Nov 2012, 21:14) *
If your bringing back the kirov, you really need the Prism tank/Spectrum tank, or even better, Century bombers.


Come on, Hybrid parachute/Bomber jets. You know it's a good idea,


"which one drops bombs and which one drops people again george?"
"Don't care, drop them both"


still u want the americans to be OP as fuck?


man have you got enuff of that?!

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 1 Nov 2012, 22:02

How would it be OP?

Posted by: SorataZ 1 Nov 2012, 22:06

The Americans already have a fuckton of airpower, they don't need yet another aircraft.

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 1 Nov 2012, 22:12

We have the same number of jets as everyone else not counting the GLA.
And otherwise the EXACT same number of aircraft as russia.

Posted by: Darkfire Angel 1 Nov 2012, 22:40

@Serialkillerwhale

Whenever you complain how America doesn't have X, Y or Z and are thus being hated on I always think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zlPNGuPbw


Posted by: DerKrieger 1 Nov 2012, 22:43

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 1 Nov 2012, 16:12) *
We have the same number of jets as everyone else not counting the GLA.
And otherwise the EXACT same number of aircraft as russia.


The Air Force General, for one, will have more aircraft.

Posted by: scorpio 2 Nov 2012, 5:22

man this thread has gone seriously off topic wacko.gif

Posted by: MARS 2 Nov 2012, 6:12

Indeed, and now I'd like you all to return to the actual subject. Someone make a new poster or something.

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 2 Nov 2012, 6:15

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 2 Nov 2012, 3:12) *
We have the same number of jets as everyone else not counting the GLA.
And otherwise the EXACT same number of aircraft as russia.

Okay dude it's totally not cool to be blind towards everything that don't go with what you believe. Russia needs to unlock their airfield with a gen power. US gets their airfield by default at tier 0. Their airfields hold 3 jets each while US's hold 4 each. US has more number of upgrades for it's aircraft including the countermeasures and better armour for gen power aircraft. You're gonna ignore all that and only focus on the number of aircraft on each side?

BTW it's really sweet when you say "we have..." instead of "US has..." or something.

edit - um... should I delete this post then? Couldn't resist posting this. And yeah we need new posters.

Posted by: scorpio 2 Nov 2012, 7:38

okies heres today's RoTR Demotivational


Posted by: SpiralSpectre 2 Nov 2012, 7:49

Good to see GLA doing business on the Internet. aw.gif

Posted by: Claine 2 Nov 2012, 8:48

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/omapj


00:01 8llani.gif

Posted by: Zeke 2 Nov 2012, 12:21

Claine I think your missing the point of this thread...

EDIT: And to not waste this post:

Posted by: wargame 2 Nov 2012, 14:32

well blame that USA fan freak man he needs some fucking rest

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 3 Nov 2012, 5:58


Enjoy the easy pun.

Had to make it.

Posted by: Zeke 3 Nov 2012, 8:14

404 not found

Posted by: Claine 3 Nov 2012, 8:24

Sorry..

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 3 Nov 2012, 10:25

Fixed,

Posted by: scorpio 3 Nov 2012, 11:38

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 3 Nov 2012, 15:25) *
Fixed,


no bro. still getting a 404 error mellow.gif

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 3 Nov 2012, 11:57

How bout now?

Posted by: H3adSh00t 3 Nov 2012, 12:09

Well then who is 1st? US because drop zones or GLA(if you are a steamroll b!tcH) 8Ip.png

Posted by: scorpio 3 Nov 2012, 13:38

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 3 Nov 2012, 16:57) *
How bout now?


working! beer1.gif

Posted by: scorpio 3 Nov 2012, 13:40

so here's today's RoTR Demotivational 8Isov.gif


Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 3 Nov 2012, 14:04

QUOTE (scorpio @ 3 Nov 2012, 5:38) *
working! beer1.gif

How is it? beer1.gif

Posted by: blgmgl 3 Nov 2012, 17:14

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 31 Oct 2012, 17:50) *
GLA would never provide shoes of the infidel's brands. sleep.gif


They wear UGG. I've seen them in the game. Formless, brown shoes.. Only UGG can look like that! th_sexy.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: scorpio 3 Nov 2012, 17:25

QUOTE (Serialkillerwhale @ 3 Nov 2012, 19:04) *
How is it? beer1.gif


love em both. specially the 1st one biggrin.gif

Posted by: scorpio 8 Nov 2012, 6:20

here we go again mindfuck.gif


Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 8 Nov 2012, 7:52


Take two famous lines, add blender, shaken not stirr-Wait what?

EDIT: Wait thats not napalm.
EDIT: Just use a online generator and crop out the watermark XP.

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 10 Dec 2012, 4:25



Freshly punned

Posted by: tgn89 11 Dec 2012, 22:30

WE NEED MORE POSTERS GODDAMN İT

Posted by: Xofolez 12 Dec 2012, 9:42



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Posted by: Genmotty 12 Dec 2012, 14:59




Either my Cobra/Commarche micro is legendary, or the Wasp is defo OP....probs both.

Posted by: Xofolez 12 Dec 2012, 22:28



hmmm i think its time i make batches... let me kno if you like mine

Posted by: Xofolez 16 Dec 2012, 6:45

I decided to kick start that "daily poster" event again as I have always had ideas on posters for the game... an FYI, do not expect an quality outside of paint like from photshop as i find it simpler to use paint. Enjoy

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!



Just when you get back it hits you!



give M.I.L.K. right meow!



Fox 2 is behind you! lol tongue.gif



I wonder if there will be a nuclear ICBM attached to the belly of the plane...


Posted by: Mcbob 16 Dec 2012, 7:06

QUOTE (Genmotty @ 12 Dec 2012, 14:59) *



Either my Cobra/Commarche micro is legendary, or the Wasp is defo OP....probs both.


Actually I'd say a reenactment of the Gulf War.

Posted by: Genmotty 16 Dec 2012, 10:28

QUOTE (Mcbob @ 16 Dec 2012, 6:06) *
Actually I'd say a reenactment of the Gulf War.


Wasn't as many nukes fired in that...but I think I get your point. I must admit, even if the US airforce general doesn't get any tanks, the Wasp still is a very strong unit. But then I guess its the Chinese AA weakness exploited there with choppers and drones. Need to do a ground attack strat. and compare....

Posted by: MARS 16 Dec 2012, 10:52

Unlike in ZH, the Generals will actually get units that are squarely outside their doctrine, it's just that they'll be up to vanilla USA standard and nothing special. So yeah, Griffon will actually get the same Crusaders as everyone else. The ZH way of making the Generals 'unique' was basically to cripple them in areas outside their expertise and we ain't gonna do that. This also means for example that Ibrahiim will be a lot more interesting than Thrax who was basically just 'toxin everything - oh shite, a tank!'

Posted by: simeon5541 16 Dec 2012, 11:38

QUOTE (MARS @ 16 Dec 2012, 10:52) *
The ZH way of making the Generals 'unique' was basically to cripple them in areas outside their expertise and we ain't gonna do that. This also means for example that Ibrahiim will be a lot more interesting than Thrax who was basically just 'toxin everything - oh shite, a tank!'

Interesting as SW Thrax ? aw2.gif

Posted by: Joakim 16 Dec 2012, 16:21

QUOTE (MARS @ 16 Dec 2012, 10:52) *
'toxin everything - oh shite, a tank!'

Haha, I couldn't have said it better myself! wink.gif

Posted by: SpiralSpectre 16 Dec 2012, 16:34

QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 16 Dec 2012, 16:38) *
Interesting as SW Thrax ? aw2.gif

I have a feeling Ibrahiim will beat ShW Thrax. ShW Thrax also slapped toxins on almost everything. His nerve gas also worked quite similarly. Ofc viral weapons were totally unique. It's just that no wonder how unique and wonderful a weapon system is having it on almost every unit of a faction makes it feel less magnificent. That was the case with Thrax, Townes or Tao.

On the other hand I wonder how many ROTR gens will be able to be on ShW Superweapon gen's class. SW gen had a little bit of everything - bullet, shells, rockets, EMP, sonic, plasma. Had great variation in the army like having rough and tough Marines right beside techno Robot Tanks. Even had all means of transport - wheels, treads, hover, airforce, hell even teleporting. On top of everything had some really unique units.


Posted by: (USA)Bruce 16 Dec 2012, 17:39

@ Genmotty

I respect you brother....that movie is the titanic of men...brother brotherhood and quite realistic (cause it waas based on a true story)

THats tottaly me on the grumbles, Do you mind if I use it in my signature? grumble grubmle XD

Posted by: simeon5541 16 Dec 2012, 18:45

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 16 Dec 2012, 16:34) *
I have a feeling Ibrahiim will beat ShW Thrax. ShW Thrax also slapped toxins on almost everything. His nerve gas also worked quite similarly. Ofc viral weapons were totally unique. It's just that no wonder how unique and wonderful a weapon system is having it on almost every unit of a faction makes it feel less magnificent. That was the case with Thrax, Townes or Tao.


It is stated dozen of times that ROTR Generals will not posses so much differences as ones from SW.
So I believe that Ibrahim will be not as half Toxin specialized as SW Thrax,
which is OK as long as there is a good reason for that . . . If there is a any.

QUOTE ((USA)Bruce @ 16 Dec 2012, 17:39) *
I respect you brother....that movie is the titanic of men...brother brotherhood and quite realistic (cause it waas based on a true story)


shit.gif

If there would be text at the end of any Expendables movie
that would turn it into something realistic.Right ?

Posted by: (USA)Bruce 16 Dec 2012, 22:23

QUOTE (simeon5541 @ 16 Dec 2012, 19:45) *
If there would be text at the end of any Expendables movie
that would turn it into something realistic.Right ?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mogadishu_(1993)

Black hawk down really happend..thats why it is the titanic for men........

Posted by: simeon5541 16 Dec 2012, 23:57

I think that you didn't understood what I tried to tell . . .
Filmmakers are giving freedom to themselves while they are making movies "based" on true stories . . .
You know that in the end of almost every Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie it says that is based on true events ?
They later admit to audience that was buying that crap that they actually based story on case of Ed Gein . . .
Ed Gein was more like real life Buffalo Bill than Leatherface and he never used Chainsaw nor lived in Texas,and was lone nut compared to
Leatherface that operates with his mad families in all TCM movies . . .
That was just an example of basing movies on true stories.
Also saying that movie is based on RL events "unexpectedly" is attracting more audience to theaters thus filling m.makers pockets even further.

Posted by: Xofolez 17 Dec 2012, 0:44

batch #2 and an FYI, all posters are open use... if you stumble on any other art of mine, well that is a totally different story in itself =P

AM I RIGHT?!?!



and so the entourage begins....



eat lead bendajos!



U.S.A. sent out SEAL! Shock Trooper, I choose you! "Shooooooooock!"



Who's cock will reign supreme!


Posted by: The_Hunter 17 Dec 2012, 1:00



Not realy a demotivational but this is pretty much how we preceive you guys every time we post a new update tongue.gif

Posted by: Xofolez 17 Dec 2012, 1:09

QUOTE
Not realy a demotivational but this is pretty much how we preceive you guys every time we post a new update


oh look there i am 4th row center!

Posted by: BlitzGeneral 17 Dec 2012, 1:25

God, those are pretty RedGuard-ish guinea pigs

HORDE!

Posted by: Kirasama 17 Dec 2012, 1:56

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 17 Dec 2012, 1:00) *
Not realy a demotivational but this is pretty much how we preceive you guys every time we post a new update tongue.gif


http://i.imgur.com/vxshh.jpg

Posted by: InsurgentCell 17 Dec 2012, 3:55

That looks like something my mom designed tongue.gif

Posted by: dangerman1337 17 Dec 2012, 19:06

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 17 Dec 2012, 1:00) *


Not realy a demotivational but this is pretty much how we preceive you guys every time we post a new update tongue.gif

That seriously needs editing with RotR 1.8 release on the door.

Posted by: Xofolez 17 Dec 2012, 20:32

lol...



Story-timeline based



It is a good thing mappers are lazy!


Posted by: Xofolez 19 Dec 2012, 4:29

Thanks to Jaeger, we Russians are taking the precautions needed



The newest prototypes take the name "dragon tank" to a new level!



[BA=BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM] oh for **** sakes!



Posted by: blgmgl 19 Dec 2012, 12:08

Hey, Xofolez!

I really appreciate your work for making de-motivational posters but if you don't mind I'd like to make some suggestions.

I see the points of your posters but I also think that the description is too long.

Precision by few words, my friend! mindfuck.gif

Posted by: Xofolez 19 Dec 2012, 19:56

QUOTE (blgmgl @ 19 Dec 2012, 13:08) *
Hey, Xofolez!

I really appreciate your work for making de-motivational posters but if you don't mind I'd like to make some suggestions.

I see the points of your posters but I also think that the description is too long.

Precision by few words, my friend! mindfuck.gif


ok thanks! I kinda dipped my toes into this as a noob lol (obviously)

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 20 Dec 2012, 7:03

QUOTE (Kirasama @ 16 Dec 2012, 16:56) *
http://i.imgur.com/vxshh.jpg


.......................It's supposed to FOCUS solar energy with mirrors, the solar panels would just ABSORB it.
Not to mention why they don't just make a huge solar panel circle which would be more effective.

Posted by: The_Hunter 17 Jan 2013, 1:44


Posted by: Xofolez 17 Jan 2013, 3:36

*WIPES FOREHEAD* LOL I thought you locked it! I'm gonna be making a few new batches soon as I got all the pieces, am procrastinating....

Btw thats a good one lol

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 17 Jan 2013, 18:41


Just found a large missile about to hit a truck.
Couldn't resist.

EDIT: Godamnit, forgot to crop the orange text, it'll be out soon

There we go.

Posted by: Talonek 17 Jan 2013, 20:47


Posted by: Talonek 17 Jan 2013, 20:55


Posted by: Talonek 22 Jan 2013, 3:59


No offense to the Manticore.

Posted by: Vintorez 22 Jan 2013, 4:34

QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 16 Dec 2012, 9:34) *
I have a feeling Ibrahiim will beat ShW Thrax. ShW Thrax also slapped toxins on almost everything. His nerve gas also worked quite similarly. Ofc viral weapons were totally unique. It's just that no wonder how unique and wonderful a weapon system is having it on almost every unit of a faction makes it feel less magnificent. That was the case with Thrax, Townes or Tao.

On the other hand I wonder how many ROTR gens will be able to be on ShW Superweapon gen's class. SW gen had a little bit of everything - bullet, shells, rockets, EMP, sonic, plasma. Had great variation in the army like having rough and tough Marines right beside techno Robot Tanks. Even had all means of transport - wheels, treads, hover, airforce, hell even teleporting. On top of everything had some really unique units.

Playstyle-wise, Super Weapon general is probably the closest faction in SHW to the ECA - powerful defenses, reactors provided lots of power, had lots of bombardment-style generals powers - able to deploy defenses on the map with a general's power, etc. However her vehicles had slow build times, and tended to be pricy, meaning she'd have to be careful not to take too many losses.

As far as a 'theme', her overall aesthetic was very high-tech and experimental units and weapons.

Posted by: The_Hunter 13 Feb 2013, 21:57



Also pinning this thread smile.gif

Posted by: kwendy 22 Mar 2013, 17:23

QUOTE (Xofolez @ 19 Dec 2012, 7:29) *
The newest prototypes take the name "dragon tank" to a new level!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P66mue49Ezk
Not gonna surprise me anymore mindfuck.gif

Posted by: Joe Kidd 10 Apr 2013, 4:31

Hahahahahahahahahahajajajahahajahahahahahahahahah

Cant breath...

Great one with the hamsters Hunter,

BTW, maybe thats what hapened to the westwood staff...

(i bet joe kucan is MARS)

Posted by: Xofolez 7 May 2013, 3:42

Thought of this one after a match on Wake Island using the chinese against USA...the poster says it all wink.gif

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/ChineseAirspace_zps74b93bd8.jpg.html

Posted by: n5p29 8 May 2013, 16:51


Posted by: blgmgl 8 May 2013, 19:44

QUOTE (Xofolez @ 7 May 2013, 10:42) *
Thought of this one after a match on Wake Island using the chinese against USA...the poster says it all wink.gif

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/ChineseAirspace_zps74b93bd8.jpg.html



LOL. FLAKED UP... screwyou.gif

Posted by: H3adSh00t 12 May 2013, 15:19

Took a pic of some strange thing, but for some reason it didn't pasted in paint, so I will just say.
Was quitting a game, when the "Are you sure you want to quit?" came, it only had the 'No' LOL, game wouldn't let me exit XD

Posted by: Xofolez 6 Jun 2013, 20:42

This would make for a great shock trooper cameo...

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/alek_zps359cfad5.jpg.html

Posted by: TouhouFag 11 Jun 2013, 12:39

My first post on this forum... (But I'm watching this thread long before I made this account)

Probably not too funny


Posted by: The_Hunter 11 Jun 2013, 13:38

Enough to make me chuckle.

Welcome aboard TouhouFag.

Posted by: TouhouFag 11 Jun 2013, 14:10

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 11 Jun 2013, 13:38) *
Enough to make me chuckle.

Welcome aboard TouhouFag.


Thank you, sir! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Jester 12 Jun 2013, 19:53

I bet she can defend tunnels allllllll day.

Posted by: Anubis 12 Jun 2013, 20:01

QUOTE (Jester @ 12 Jun 2013, 21:53) *
I bet she can defend tunnels allllllll day.


She only has one tunnel to defend. The one we would all like to invade


Posted by: H3adSh00t 12 Jun 2013, 20:16

Pervs :>

Posted by: TouhouFag 13 Jun 2013, 2:40

QUOTE (Anubis @ 12 Jun 2013, 21:01) *
She only has one tunnel to defend. The one we would all like to invade



Oh you. XD

Posted by: Evan 3 Jul 2013, 20:56


Posted by: InterestedPlayer 14 Jul 2013, 0:44

QUOTE (Evan @ 3 Jul 2013, 12:56) *


This should be an ECA Demotivational poster. What with their exaggerated emphasis on defense and all. Or alternatively Russia, with their MSTA's and the Tremor.

Posted by: swedishplayer-97 14 Jul 2013, 1:01

QUOTE (InterestedPlayer @ 14 Jul 2013, 1:44) *
This should be an ECA Demotivational poster. What with their exaggerated emphasis on defense and all. Or alternatively Russia, with their MSTA's and the Tremor.


Technically China has the most powerful artillery in the game (until the claymore arrives of course)

Posted by: SorataZ 14 Jul 2013, 14:35

You don't know how the Claymore even works. The most powerful artillery short of superweapon grade attacks is still the Pandora.

Posted by: X1Destroy 14 Jul 2013, 16:05

Well, the most powerful artillery units that can be mass-produced are definitely the Chinese ones.

Posted by: swedishplayer-97 14 Jul 2013, 17:02

QUOTE (SorataZ @ 14 Jul 2013, 15:35) *
You don't know how the Claymore even works. The most powerful artillery short of superweapon grade attacks is still the Pandora.


One Pandora vs. three Nuke Cannons surrounding it a fair amount of distance from each other? Who wins? I think the answer speaks for itself...

Posted by: H3adSh00t 15 Jul 2013, 18:04

None will win Lol, if Nukes are placed near eachother they will be destroyed by pandora, but they will destroy pandora too XD

Posted by: swedishplayer-97 15 Jul 2013, 19:23

QUOTE (H3adSh00t @ 15 Jul 2013, 19:04) *
None will win Lol, if Nukes are placed near eachother they will be destroyed by pandora, but they will destroy pandora too XD


I meant if they surround the Pandora, so one blast from the Pandora can only kill one, which means the Nuke Cannons win.

Posted by: H3adSh00t 16 Jul 2013, 15:54

Well seems this topic went the wrong dirrection.. mindfuck.gif

Posted by: scorpio 16 Jul 2013, 18:21



been away for a while biggrin.gif

Posted by: H3adSh00t 16 Jul 2013, 19:56

Message for china

Posted by: Kalga 16 Jul 2013, 20:52

QUOTE (H3adSh00t @ 16 Jul 2013, 14:56) *
Message for china


How is that a incentive for the Chinese to stop spamming? Unless you are not gonna donate the corpus to a Chinese restaurant...

(yes a tasteless joke I know, but you know someone will make that joke sooner or later)

Posted by: Karpet 19 Jul 2013, 18:26

QUOTE (Kirasama @ 17 Dec 2012, 1:56) *
http://i.imgur.com/vxshh.jpg


mellow.gif

That is Kerbal Space Program... Not a Solaris...

Posted by: InterestedPlayer 24 Jul 2013, 18:08

Saw this while surfing the net today; a common scenario as the US when trying to use air strikes, lol.


Posted by: Xofolez 25 Jul 2013, 3:56

the image is too small. just post it on photobucket and then copy the html to the forum, thats what i do, i strongly suggest others to do it as well as it is good quality for taking an extra 30s to do

Posted by: blgmgl 25 Jul 2013, 12:34

QUOTE (H3adSh00t @ 17 Jul 2013, 2:56) *
Message for china



Posted by: The_Hunter 1 Aug 2013, 22:56

that one sensor array you build after you cannot find the GLA command truck :

Posted by: scorpio 6 Aug 2013, 18:40



one more for the series happy.gif

Posted by: Neo3602 12 Sep 2013, 4:58

QUOTE (scorpio @ 6 Aug 2013, 11:40) *


one more for the series happy.gif

so true

Posted by: scorpio 15 Sep 2013, 7:44


Posted by: scorpio 15 Sep 2013, 7:46






Posted by: InsurgentCell 20 Sep 2013, 2:18

LOL!! THOSE ARE SO AWESOME XD

Posted by: Jester 25 Sep 2013, 6:35

Lol the possibilitys are endless for the recycler truck laugh.gif

Posted by: D' WRTHBRNGR 25 Sep 2013, 8:30

Lol, we can come up with a true meme centric on RotR laugh.gif

Posted by: Joakim 26 Oct 2013, 19:33


Posted by: Maelstrom 30 Oct 2013, 11:44

US and China will have suicidal units ?

Posted by: MsD IV 30 Oct 2013, 13:19

QUOTE (Maelstrom @ 30 Oct 2013, 12:44) *
US and China will have suicidal units ?


AFAIK the team would prefer to stick unique themes to factions and not let them overlap into other factions so it'll stay something unique to the GLA

Posted by: Aisukage 3 Nov 2013, 19:19

QUOTE (Vintorez @ 21 Jan 2013, 23:34) *
Playstyle-wise, Super Weapon general is probably the closest faction in SHW to the ECA - powerful defenses, reactors provided lots of power, had lots of bombardment-style generals powers - able to deploy defenses on the map with a general's power, etc. However her vehicles had slow build times, and tended to be pricy, meaning she'd have to be careful not to take too many losses.

As far as a 'theme', her overall aesthetic was very high-tech and experimental units and weapons.


Very true. The "Rods from God" power at level 3, plus level 3 Turret Paradrop was my weapon of choice against enemy superweapon structures, actually... generally followed with a Hypersonic Missile.

Posted by: Xofolez 4 Nov 2013, 14:00

Uhhhh..... Wrong thread? ^

Posted by: scorpio 18 Dec 2013, 19:37


Posted by: scorpio 19 Dec 2013, 8:01



today's Demotivational. happy.gif

Posted by: Panzer4life 19 Dec 2013, 20:28

Scorpio, would you mind if I take your layout and modify it for my purposes? I like to make some posters, but i lack the finesse to do it to the quality of yours.

Posted by: scorpio 19 Dec 2013, 21:04

QUOTE (Panzer4life @ 20 Dec 2013, 1:28) *
Scorpio, would you mind if I take your layout and modify it for my purposes? I like to make some posters, but i lack the finesse to do it to the quality of yours.


No i dont mind at all.

Posted by: NeverLose 20 Dec 2013, 14:35

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 2 Aug 2013, 4:56) *
that one sensor array you build after you cannot find the GLA command truck :

I don't get it.

Posted by: swedishplayer-97 20 Dec 2013, 15:08

^You rush all over the map to find the damn hidden truck!

Posted by: scorpio 20 Dec 2013, 17:12

^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu3NTOHz-M




.... ok so i knew it all along. but i'll take any excuse to quote futurama tongue.gif

Posted by: scorpio 26 Dec 2013, 10:14

time for a boxing day update ....








Posted by: (USA)Bruce 26 Dec 2013, 14:53

Nice posts Scorpio, I like them smile.gif

But keep in mind, just as america isnt a christian nation even if the majority does follow that religon.(On paper)

The gla is not all muslim....Refrain from using names such as "Allah"
I think we all know what happend to the last guy who made fun of Muhhamed tongue.gif

Posted by: Xofolez 26 Dec 2013, 20:29

QUOTE (NeverLose @ 20 Dec 2013, 14:35) *
I don't get it.


The truck sets up and is invisible and then the sensory array deploys close enough to your truck and when it reads stealth unit detected, the GLA player GTFO GT style.... personal experience.... hehehe only to deploy and burn the opponent's oil over and over again biggrin.gif

It's been a while since I made some, I think ill get on that!

Posted by: scorpio 26 Dec 2013, 21:13

QUOTE ((USA)Bruce @ 26 Dec 2013, 20:53) *
Nice posts Scorpio, I like them smile.gif


thanks biggrin.gif

QUOTE ((USA)Bruce @ 26 Dec 2013, 20:53) *
But keep in mind, just as america isnt a christian nation even if the majority does follow that religon.(On paper)

The gla is not all muslim....Refrain from using names such as "Allah"


wha bro, your reading wayyyyyyy too much into this. its only used as a stereotypical middle eastern expression, it wasn't meant to establish some kind of a religious identity. hope that clears things up happy.gif .

Posted by: Xofolez 29 Dec 2013, 3:21

TRY TO READ IT IN RUSSIAN ACCENT! 8ani5.gif

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/Photobucket%20Desktop%20-%20OWNER-PC/Motivational%20Posters/Shmelsomething_zpsccae3b0d.jpg.html

Posted by: (USA)Bruce 29 Dec 2013, 10:57

^Im sorry Thrax voice takes over.... biggrin.gif

Still a funny post thou

Posted by: scorpio 29 Dec 2013, 15:58

^ lolz thats so true. its so Thrax.

Posted by: Joakim 30 Dec 2013, 3:18

QUOTE (scorpio @ 26 Dec 2013, 10:14) *
time for a boxing day update ....

2nd image: Spot on, indeed. wink.gif
3rd image: Hihi... serious.gif

Posted by: Shade 31 Dec 2013, 16:50


Posted by: Zeke 6 Jan 2014, 10:29

Speaking of GLA informants UI8.gif

Posted by: NeverLose 20 Jan 2014, 9:48

QUOTE (scorpio @ 26 Dec 2013, 16:14) *
time for a boxing day update ....





You used that on my thread. Still remembered...

Posted by: Dylan 9 Feb 2014, 11:32


Really like this thread. Do continue please. Would really like to see some ECA ones. Here are a few ideas. Fell free to make posters out of them :-

1) Colonol Burton: BOOM!!!!!!

Attack Dog: BOW, BOW!!!!!!

2) Shenlong Friendly Fire. gun8.gif

MASS Barbeque with Napalm and Nuke Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!! mindfuck.gif

3) ECA Defenses: IMPENETERABLE!!!!!

TOPOL-M: BEWARE MY NUKE !!!!!!!!!!!!

4) Viking: Did you like my long shot!!!! 8llani.gif

Chinese Disruptor: Taste my EMP SHOT !!!! mindfuck.gif


Posted by: (USA)Bruce 9 Feb 2014, 11:55

Hmmm....I would love to but Im not sure If Im allowed to post beta screenshots here...

Posted by: Dylan 9 Feb 2014, 12:47

Some more :- smile.gif

1) Claymore: Majestic Barrage.

Grad: Rocket Barrage.

Viking: READY TO SNIPE. 8llani.gif

2) BLACK LOTUS LAPTOP WHACK: VERY VERY STUNNINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I really love this one, please make it into a poster)

3) Sentinel: Let me break you APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hijacker: Let me hijack you. wub.gif

Posted by: scorpio 9 Feb 2014, 18:55

lets start off the posters for 2014!


Posted by: Dylan 9 Feb 2014, 18:59

QUOTE (scorpio @ 9 Feb 2014, 23:25) *
lets start off the posters for 2014!



Also due to massive lag. mindfuck.gif

Posted by: Thelord444 25 Feb 2014, 21:00


Posted by: scorpio 4 Mar 2014, 19:18



beer1.gif

Posted by: swedishplayer-97 4 Mar 2014, 19:23

Oh my god, DAT NAPALM!

Posted by: Karpet 8 Mar 2014, 18:09

QUOTE (Thelord444 @ 25 Feb 2014, 22:00) *


Special Ability :
Problem, General?
Technical plays "They see me trollin, they hatin." and all friendly units in radius receive a 50% attack bonus.

Posted by: Dylan 8 Mar 2014, 18:19

QUOTE (Karpet @ 8 Mar 2014, 22:39) *
Special Ability :
Problem, General?
Technical plays "They see me trollin, they hatin." and all friendly units in radius receive a 50% attack bonus.


That will be hilarious. XD.gif

Posted by: Thelord444 9 Mar 2014, 12:23

QUOTE (Karpet @ 8 Mar 2014, 20:09) *
Special Ability :
Problem, General?
Technical plays "They see me trollin, they hatin." and all friendly units in radius receive a 50% attack bonus.

If SWR doesn't add this, someone should do it as addon, i am 100% for it, epic.

Posted by: Karpet 9 Mar 2014, 17:16

I could potentially do that, I'll try it when I can (I have very little experience in modding ZH, none actually besides editing maps for CWC).

Posted by: Thelord444 9 Mar 2014, 17:25

Inspired by today live stream. Thanks for H3adSh00t for the idea.


Posted by: H3adSh00t 9 Mar 2014, 17:43

Hey thats what I said in Twich chat. XD

Posted by: Thelord444 9 Mar 2014, 18:11

QUOTE (H3adSh00t @ 9 Mar 2014, 19:43) *
Hey thats what I said in Twich chat. XD

I know someone said so, but i couldn't remember who he was biggrin.gif

Posted by: scorpio 9 Mar 2014, 22:24

QUOTE (Thelord444 @ 9 Mar 2014, 17:23) *
QUOTE
Special Ability :
Problem, General?
Technical plays "They see me trollin, they hatin." and all friendly units in radius receive a 50% attack bonus.

If SWR doesn't add this, someone should do it as addon, i am 100% for it, epic.


and you shall see it in a very near future version of the "Dawn of the Reds" addon

Posted by: ComradeCrimson 13 Mar 2014, 2:43

QUOTE (Thelord444 @ 9 Mar 2014, 18:25) *
Inspired by today live stream. Thanks for H3adSh00t for the idea.





Oh god... the pain... the PAIN!!!

Me and Bruce still need to destroy that thing you know...

Posted by: sino301 13 Mar 2014, 16:49

i almost feel of my bed when i saw the train image xD

Posted by: The_Hunter 16 Jun 2014, 15:03



Source for anyone interested : http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1076/g2jk.jpg

Posted by: Brusa chan 16 Jun 2014, 19:32

^haha Hunter, Thats too true bro

Posted by: Admiral*Alex 19 Jun 2014, 1:06

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 16 Jun 2014, 10:03) *


Source for anyone interested : http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1076/g2jk.jpg


Wait where's the ECA and Russia?

Posted by: Xofolez 19 Jun 2014, 4:44

Apparently you guys have been calling topol-m the the mustard launcher or something [at least in the twitch streams you have] and i thought of this poster.

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/topol-m_zps4e207dbe.jpg.html

Posted by: Graion Dilach 20 Jun 2014, 14:01

QUOTE (Admiral*Alex @ 19 Jun 2014, 2:06) *
Wait where's the ECA and Russia?


They're not involved in balance discussions much compared to our constant hate of XAttus's GLA f.e..

Posted by: Dutchygamer 28 Jun 2014, 12:58

QUOTE (The_Hunter @ 16 Jun 2014, 16:03) *
*image*
Source for anyone interested : http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1076/g2jk.jpg

Oh god, this is way too true xD

QUOTE (Graion)
They're not involved in balance discussions much compared to our constant hate of XAttus's GLA f.e..

Or Bruce's USA airforce. Or my Hellfire MiG (ab)usage. Or Arena mode tongue.gif

Posted by: ComradeCrimson 30 Jun 2014, 10:34

QUOTE (Xofolez @ 19 Jun 2014, 4:44) *
Apparently you guys have been calling topol-m the the mustard launcher or something [at least in the twitch streams you have] and i thought of this poster.

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Xofolez/media/topol-m_zps4e207dbe.jpg.html



Yeah, I refer to nukes as spreading the mustard- because the radiation looks yellow and splotchy on the ground xD


The TOPOL launcher is known as the mobile dick launcher in my book of identification.

Posted by: Karpet 1 Jul 2014, 16:03

QUOTE (ComradeCrimson @ 30 Jun 2014, 5:34) *
Yeah, I refer to nukes as spreading the mustard- because the radiation looks yellow and splotchy on the ground xD


The TOPOL launcher is known as the mobile dick launcher in my book of identification.


Full on penetration, mah boi.

Posted by: teslashark 14 Jul 2014, 7:46

QUOTE (ComradeCrimson @ 30 Jun 2014, 1:34) *
The TOPOL launcher is known as the mobile dick launcher in my book of identification.

What a strategic dildo...

By the way, real life Chinese Pyro AA glitch abuse:
http://cheezburger.com/6470181120

Posted by: (USA)Bruce 3 Aug 2014, 10:25

The Beta Testing chat when someone complains about my airforce being too effective



Just did it for the laughs

Posted by: iluvrotr12 20 Sep 2014, 21:03

QUOTE (Joakim @ 26 Oct 2013, 19:33) *

Rofl lmao. mindfuck.gif

Posted by: IPS 29 Sep 2014, 18:59

meanwhile:


Posted by: Oliver 30 Sep 2014, 1:43

no one noticed the recycler truck? I'm shocked tongue.gif

Posted by: Knightmare31 30 Sep 2014, 2:54

Is it safe to assume that the Recycling System is near completion? Because I'm certain that in one of those trucks is the Recycler Truck.

Posted by: teslashark 2 Oct 2014, 6:44

QUOTE (Knightmare31 @ 29 Sep 2014, 18:54) *
Is it safe to assume that the Recycling System is near completion? Because I'm certain that in one of those trucks is the Recycler Truck.

The one in the middle still had a leftover USA mark on...

Posted by: emin96 2 Oct 2014, 17:17

QUOTE (IPS @ 29 Sep 2014, 19:59) *
meanwhile:


its looks prety awesome good job guys smile.gif

Posted by: Admiral*Alex 2 Oct 2014, 22:17

QUOTE (IPS @ 29 Sep 2014, 13:59) *
meanwhile:



omfg.gif biggrin.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif I see the Recycle Truck ,but the better question is what is that stream of balls for?

Posted by: SoraZ 3 Oct 2014, 0:28

QUOTE (Admiral*Alex @ 2 Oct 2014, 23:17) *
omfg.gif biggrin.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif I see the Recycle Truck ,but the better question is what is that stream of balls for?

To break the engine.

Posted by: 8igDaddy8lake 3 Oct 2014, 12:51

QUOTE (SoraZ @ 2 Oct 2014, 19:28) *
To break the engine.


I would fill the entire map with ECA mines...and have enemy as super-spam China...

Posted by: emin96 3 Oct 2014, 21:14

QUOTE (Oliver @ 30 Sep 2014, 2:43) *
no one noticed the recycler truck? I'm shocked tongue.gif

im noticed that smile.gif and i think everyone noticed it.

Posted by: Knjaz. 7 Oct 2014, 14:54

QUOTE (Admiral*Alex @ 3 Oct 2014, 0:17) *
biggrin.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif I see the Recycle Truck ,but the better question is what is that stream of balls for?


No, don't get the impression it's going in-game in this shape.
They were just trying to break SAGE and make the game crash. Succesfully.

Posted by: SoraZ 7 Oct 2014, 16:06

This happened and no that's not the worst possible screen either:

Posted by: Dutchygamer 8 Oct 2014, 19:43

I assume this was moments before your PC either BSOD'd or plain crashed? tongue.gif

Posted by: Graion Dilach 8 Oct 2014, 21:08

If this happens frequently, I'd be a little worried about your GPU's life cycle - when I seen such, it always meant the GPU is getting overheated.

Posted by: SoraZ 8 Oct 2014, 22:42

Hahaha no, don't worry. This was done on purpose (10 Nuke Cannons with EMP shells, firing 10 rounds/s are FUN). The game didn't even crash from it (but all maps loaded like this until I restarted the game). On the other hand, I had this kind of bug in Renegade once and that one wasn't on purpose...

Posted by: Commander-GDI 9 Oct 2014, 0:19


Posted by: BlackRangerXIII 9 Oct 2014, 2:54

QUOTE (Commander-GDI @ 8 Oct 2014, 20:19) *


oh goodness

Posted by: SoraZ 9 Oct 2014, 17:47

That's quite a big car.

Posted by: teslashark 24 Oct 2014, 0:32

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/q81/s526x296/1524842_523753771056623_2127188147_n.jpg
Well, now he's playing ROTR...

Posted by: Damfoos 18 Nov 2014, 10:40


Posted by: The_Hunter 15 Dec 2014, 12:46


Posted by: Battle Bee 15 Dec 2014, 21:03


Wanted to give it a shot!
The text is not centered, but... bleh.

Posted by: Shockwave 17 Dec 2014, 14:27

My try (Thanks to Zeke for template)


Posted by: Shockwave 17 Dec 2014, 15:05

Three more :-







Inspiration by Darky.


Posted by: Dementor 11 Apr 2015, 0:40

In celebration of 1.85 and that "This Generation" thing I see floating around, I made these.

I don't know why I did.






Posted by: Svea Rike 11 Apr 2015, 11:18

Now what does this meme mean?

Posted by: Dementor 11 Apr 2015, 15:33

QUOTE (Svea Rike @ 11 Apr 2015, 5:18) *
Now what does this meme mean?



From this thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thisgeneration

Posted by: Shockwave 11 Apr 2015, 18:50


Posted by: M01 13 Apr 2015, 11:47

QUOTE (Shockwave @ 12 Apr 2015, 1:50) *

anime?

Posted by: SiR Chaff 15 Apr 2015, 4:06

Courtesy of IvanMRM, from the ROTR Facebook Fan Group



serious.gif

For those who don't get the joke, watch this funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs, which is the basis for most of the Russian Construction Crane lines.

Posted by: teslashark 16 Apr 2015, 7:54

QUOTE (M01 @ 13 Apr 2015, 3:47) *
anime?

Black Butler first series.

Posted by: ComradeCrimson 20 Apr 2015, 6:13


Posted by: Dozer. 20 Apr 2015, 14:47

4 fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8btwQ-X2k
mani8.gif

Posted by: scorpio 17 May 2015, 21:29

this was originally intended for the http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=7763&view=findpost&p=110251, but i figured this belongs here than there. smile.gif

here's a tribute to good ol Black Lotus happy.gif .




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the stuff that went into it

Posted by: (USA)Bruce 20 May 2015, 12:42



This isnt demotivational nor is the original picture mine but I just edited it, feel free to use it

Posted by: Brock obama 2 Jun 2015, 16:46

too lazy to post to find a good webstine to post this

 

Posted by: Giveaway412 2 Jun 2015, 17:32

QUOTE (Brock obama @ 2 Jun 2015, 11:46) *
too lazy to post to find a good webstine to post this

"No Patrick, Buratino is not an artillery."

"Tesla Tanks are not artillery either."

Posted by: Hecthor Doomhammer 3 Jun 2015, 0:36

QUOTE (Giveaway412 @ 2 Jun 2015, 18:32) *
"No Patrick, Buratino is not an artillery."

"Tesla Tanks are not artillery either."


Is the machette an artillery?

Posted by: Serialkillerwhale 3 Jun 2015, 8:10

Do Antiaircraft Artillery count?

Posted by: teslashark 15 Jun 2015, 6:06

QUOTE (scorpio @ 17 May 2015, 13:29) *
this was originally intended for the http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=7763&view=findpost&p=110251, but i figured this belongs here than there. smile.gif

here's a tribute to good ol Black Lotus happy.gif .

That is the best Shoto Phop I've seen this year! Though, I didn't see where did you put the tank buckle?

Posted by: ZunZero97 15 Jun 2015, 20:33

these posters looks amazing!

Posted by: MrThirsty247 24 Jun 2015, 20:43

Aww man, these are epic! Nice job pimp_smile.gif

Posted by: Brock obama 14 Jul 2015, 11:45

http://s1027.photobucket.com/user/ROTRbrock/media/LXuNarg_zpsrxlanlrz.jpg.html

Posted by: Svea Rike 14 Jul 2015, 12:10

Nice! That's quite a blurry foto for a newspaper.

Posted by: ZunZero97 21 Jul 2015, 0:26

http://oi58.tinypic.com/219b429.jpg

Posted by: RikerZZZ 3 Aug 2015, 4:16

QUOTE (Brock obama @ 14 Jul 2015, 12:45) *
http://s1027.photobucket.com/user/ROTRbrock/media/LXuNarg_zpsrxlanlrz.jpg.html


How have i only just noticed this? XD this is amazing lol

Posted by: The_Hunter 21 Oct 2015, 16:05


Posted by: M01 25 Oct 2015, 13:12

Sharing from the FB-Fan Group

Nukeneer anyone mindfuck.gif


Posted by: The_Hunter 8 Jan 2016, 20:45







Made these a while ago but never posted them publicly X)

Posted by: (TUR)Metin 10 Jan 2016, 13:34


Posted by: {Lads}RikerZZZ 10 Jan 2016, 13:34

QUOTE ((TUR)Metin @ 10 Jan 2016, 13:34) *



Brilliant meme Sir

Posted by: granitba 24 Mar 2016, 13:22



My first posters (my first post actually):














Posted by: M01 21 Apr 2016, 15:14

Sharing this here too

From an inspiring creator and his amazing creations oh the nostalgia bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48tCsIZ5hmI4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOMx0qP62oU


Posted by: (USA)Bruce 21 May 2016, 10:45


Posted by: {Lads}RikerZZZ 21 May 2016, 12:01

Bruce please, the truth hurts :c

Posted by: TimeBurner 21 May 2016, 12:14

Who dared awaken this thread from its slumber!?

Posted by: Marakar 21 May 2016, 19:42

Time to give this a shot.











Posted by: Talonek 2 Jun 2016, 23:58

Motivational died an internet death many years ago, and they have died many more times in this thread.

 

Posted by: RonPaul08 7 Oct 2016, 2:01


Posted by: H3adSh00t 7 Oct 2016, 3:19

Meanwhile in the local russian Barracks.









Posted by: ComradeCrimson 8 Oct 2016, 9:52

What always miffs me is people who don't know how to link images with the IMG tags and instead upload them.

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