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Proof Russians are evil. |
 19 Nov 2015, 23:47
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 Orcinius Genocidalus  Group: Members Posts: 2428 Joined: 11 July 2012 From: North Vancouver Member No.: 9223 No, you move.  |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSi9sj16vVw
As shown in this highly reputable documentary, Russians are bears on unicycles. Clowns are also commonly on unicycles. Clowns are evil. Put two and two together. You cannot refute this evidence. Now to wait for the first person who takes this crap seriously. 
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20 Nov 2015, 0:47
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 Top Law Group: Members Posts: 147 Joined: 17 June 2014 From: Some random Tf2 map Member No.: 10509 Stuff Stuff Blah Blah Blawh Law |
You have committed crimes against the forum and her people what say you in your defense
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20 Nov 2015, 5:03
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Orcinius Genocidalus Group: Members Posts: 2428 Joined: 11 July 2012 From: North Vancouver Member No.: 9223 No, you move. |
OBJECTION! Parody is protected speech your honor!
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20 Nov 2015, 9:03
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 Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 3 November 2015 From: Near to the Heart of my Motherland Member No.: 12315 |
That documentaty film is unacceptable lying propaganda, which is being spread by greedy western capitalists in order to compromise our motherland! Furthermore, it is directed not only towards western citizens, but it is also a try to demoralise russian people. We are not bears on unicycles (at least not me)! And our bears don't use them, but only bicycles, and motorcycles sometimes. Also, with that video you disappointed my pet bear: when he saw that propaganda, he fell in rage and smashed my computer with his balalaika. Now he is in deep depression, so i have to cure him with vodka and honey. Had to promise him to buy a mini-nuke to play with to calm him down.
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21 Nov 2015, 13:37
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 Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 28 March 2015 From: Russia, Wiipury Member No.: 10944 old bastard |
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24 Nov 2015, 16:25
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 "Ha! I could do this with my eyes closed!"  Group: Tester Posts: 271 Joined: 14 October 2014 From: Russia Member No.: 10686 Russian translator |
QUOTE (NikCaputnic @ 20 Nov 2015, 12:03)  That documentaty film is unacceptable lying propaganda, which is being spread by greedy western capitalists in order to compromise our motherland! Furthermore, it is directed not only towards western citizens, but it is also a try to demoralise russian people. We are not bears on unicycles (at least not me)! And our bears don't use them, but only bicycles, and motorcycles sometimes. Also, with that video you disappointed my pet bear: when he saw that propaganda, he fell in rage and smashed my computer with his balalaika. Now he is in deep depression, so i have to cure him with vodka and honey. Had to promise him to buy a mini-nuke to play with to calm him down. Damn, my bear saw this post and now wants a mini-nuke too! But I'm out of coupons on coupons on mini-nukes, can you trade me a couple for a box of gzhel-painted AK-47s? I'm afraid he will get angry and disassemble our nuke reactor Putin-Mk7 and we'll die from cold, it's -90 here in Siberia.  I do agree clowns are evil tho This post has been edited by Damfoos: 24 Nov 2015, 16:28 --------------------  ROTR 1.86 RUS | ShockWave 1.2 RUS | Operation:Firestorm RUS ROTR VK Fan Group => ROTR.VK <= Группа ROTR ВКонтакте |
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24 Nov 2015, 22:20
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 That person  Group: Project Leader Posts: 1425 Joined: 20 September 2009 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 417 C&C ShockWave Co-Leader |
If Bears as civilians is proof of evil in Russia, what about Poland, where bears are soldiers?
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25 Nov 2015, 4:27
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Top Law Group: Members Posts: 147 Joined: 17 June 2014 From: Some random Tf2 map Member No.: 10509 Stuff Stuff Blah Blah Blawh Law |
QUOTE (Generalcamo @ 24 Nov 2015, 13:20) If Bears as civilians is proof of evil in Russia, what about Poland, where bears are soldiers? Butwhat of time travel -------------------- |
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25 Nov 2015, 6:24
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Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 3 November 2015 From: Near to the Heart of my Motherland Member No.: 12315 |
QUOTE (Generalcamo @ 25 Nov 2015, 0:20) If Bears as civilians is proof of evil in Russia, what about Poland, where bears are soldiers? That means that russian people serve in the Polish military forces. Which leads us towards two possible variants: either russians serve there as mercenaries, or...POLAND IS THE TRUE RULER OF RUSSIA! (Unexpected plot twist  ) Maybe even Vladimir Putin is polish  (or he is a bear on unicycle).
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25 Nov 2015, 10:10
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Orcinius Genocidalus Group: Members Posts: 2428 Joined: 11 July 2012 From: North Vancouver Member No.: 9223 No, you move. |
Be reasonable. All russians are bears, but not all bears are russian.
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