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 1 Apr 2012, 11:35
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  Group: Administrator Posts: 5732 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 1 Projects: SWR Productions Bitch slapping SAGE since 2003  |
 The apple is the integral fruit of any healthy diet. Its sweetness, crunchiness and texture are admired worldwide. The Apple Republic is a peace-loving nation led by a charismatic sovereign called the Big Red. They are part the League Of Fruits and have recently acquired a permanent seat in the organization’s Security Council. The Apples have some political differences with the Pineapples but have remained their allies over the years.  The Jalapeno is a medium-sized chili pepper that has a warm, burning sensation when eaten. Their state is a hyper-nationalistic, ultra-capitalist meritocracy backed up by the realm’s strongest military force. They aren’t politically aligned with any nation or multi-lateral diplomatic organization. The Jalapenos are famous for their strange obsession with lights.  Pineapples may be consumed fresh, canned or juiced and are found in a wide array of food stuffs - desserts, fruit salads, jam, yogurt, ice cream, candy and as a complement to some meat dishes. In a distant land lies the remote and isolated Pineapple Kingdom, which is ruled by an insane absolutist monarch called the Pineapple King. Much to the bewilderment of the other nations, the Pineapples still consider their state to be utopia. The Pineapple Kingdom dreams of a day when they unify the world through their culture.  Cabbage leaves often have a delicate, powdery, waxy coating called bloom. The occasionally sharp or bitter taste of cabbage is due to glucosinolate(s). Cabbages are also a good source of riboflavin. The Cabbage Federation is a forward-thinking and rapidly expanding civilization. Cabbages are proud do-it-yourself industrialists and engineers. However, the Federation has serious problems with pollution due to its industry. --------------------  |
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1 Apr 2012, 11:38
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  Group: Project Leader Posts: 5870 Joined: 2 June 2009 Member No.: 10 |
Wait what? You didn't include the lemons!? Fuck, am I the only one who likes them? Well...I guess that means that I'll once again be alone...Hopefully not forever. [/sadface]
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1 Apr 2012, 11:48
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  Group: Members Posts: 846 Joined: 7 June 2009 From: England UK Member No.: 80 Forum Mechanic |
What a tasty and healthy April fools good job guys!
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1 Apr 2012, 11:56
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 Hardly Diplomatic  Group: Legend Posts: 1468 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: Brazil Member No.: 4 Projects: Retired |
This thread has pleased the Pineapple King.
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1 Apr 2012, 12:08
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 How come nobody says wizard anymore  Group: Moderator Posts: 976 Joined: 7 June 2009 Member No.: 36 Projects: SWR Productions |
HARRHARRHARR
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1 Apr 2012, 12:30
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Hardly Diplomatic Group: Legend Posts: 1468 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: Brazil Member No.: 4 Projects: Retired |
Get out from here Cocumber. This thread is fruit only!
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1 Apr 2012, 12:35
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Group: Project Leader Posts: 5870 Joined: 2 June 2009 Member No.: 10 |
Fruit only? That means that...lemons are welcome as well, yes...?
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1 Apr 2012, 12:40
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Hardly Diplomatic Group: Legend Posts: 1468 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: Brazil Member No.: 4 Projects: Retired |
No. No, lemons allowed.
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1 Apr 2012, 12:43
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 Master of Wreckage  Group: Leader Posts: 2673 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: Dallas TX, USA Member No.: 2 Projects: SWR Productions |
QUOTE (LonelyLemon @ 1 Apr 2012, 6:35)  Fruit only? That means that...lemons are welcome as well, yes...? 
--------------------  SWR Co-Lead | Texture Artist | Modeler | Level Designer | Fan of all things Awesome |
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1 Apr 2012, 13:02
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 Gamer Girl Group: Legend Posts: 3808 Joined: 19 June 2009 From: Disboard Member No.: 182 Friendly Freelancer |
But oranges are fine, no?
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1 Apr 2012, 13:05
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Group: Administrator Posts: 5732 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 1 Projects: SWR Productions Bitch slapping SAGE since 2003 |
ORANGES MAKE ME ANGRY!
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1 Apr 2012, 13:16
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Group: Project Leader Posts: 5870 Joined: 2 June 2009 Member No.: 10 |
At least oranges are sweet and all...Nobody wants a lemon...
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1 Apr 2012, 14:44
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 I like turtles. Group: Members Posts: 139 Joined: 7 June 2009 From: Fort Matador ; ECA Base in Spain. Member No.: 33 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! ▀▀▀█ ▀▀▀█ |
Awesome updat- WHERE'S MY CONTINENTAL ARMY!?
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1 Apr 2012, 15:18
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  Group: Dev. Team Posts: 109 Joined: 26 October 2009 From: United States Member No.: 507 |
still waiting for jalapeno and cabbage to make an appearance
This post has been edited by CobraHumvee: 1 Apr 2012, 15:18 -------------------- Signatures are overrated :)
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1 Apr 2012, 15:18
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 I fits I sits Group: Members Posts: 532 Joined: 18 August 2010 From: Wirral, United Kingdom Member No.: 1107 |
No updates regarding Bananas? Screw you dumb lemon, apple, pineapple, cucumber, melon.
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1 Apr 2012, 15:22
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 Group: Members Posts: 1080 Joined: 24 December 2011 Member No.: 8905 Loves guessing games |
Gawd, I love this update! ;p
And oh BTW that new banner back on ModDB is epic. |
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1 Apr 2012, 18:34
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AreYouFkingKiddingMe.jpg
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1 Apr 2012, 18:40
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Group: Members Posts: 25 Joined: 2 January 2012 From: Giza, Egypt Member No.: 8919 |
Hmm, my username is surprisingly compatible with this thread. Am I Nameless Orange's brother?
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1 Apr 2012, 18:49
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Gamer Girl Group: Legend Posts: 3808 Joined: 19 June 2009 From: Disboard Member No.: 182 Friendly Freelancer |
QUOTE (BrutalOrange @ 1 Apr 2012, 19:40) Hmm, my username is surprisingly compatible with this thread. Am I Nameless Orange's brother? I hope so. |
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1 Apr 2012, 19:54
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Group: Members Posts: 846 Joined: 7 June 2009 From: England UK Member No.: 80 Forum Mechanic |
QUOTE (SpiralSpectre @ 1 Apr 2012, 15:22) Gawd, I love this update! ;p And oh BTW that new banner back on ModDB is epic. Agreed i think the old banner was due an update nice work who ever created it! |
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2 Apr 2012, 1:49
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Hardly Diplomatic Group: Legend Posts: 1468 Joined: 31 May 2009 From: Brazil Member No.: 4 Projects: Retired |
So fruity.
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