Ever wanted your very own teeny, tiny tank? |
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Ever wanted your very own teeny, tiny tank? |
 15 Sep 2016, 18:24
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 Communism Stamper Pro  Group: Members Posts: 120 Joined: 11 August 2016 From: United States Of America Member No.: 13120 I ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ stamp out communism for a livng.  |
Well now you can, for just 10 easy payments of $99.99!
Introducing the hopper tank! Light Tank. Armed with a cannon. Gains Horde bonus when in groups of 5 or more. Strong vs. tanks, structures Weak vs. infantry, aircraft What's this? Call in the next 1,000 years and when you buy one hopper tank you'll get one free! This is a limited time offer, place your order today! To place your order call 180-PLA-ROTR or go to cheapcrappytanks.gov (made in china, no refunds available, may explode if damaged, misuse of this product may result in serious injury or death, not for children under 21, this product sponsored by the Red Army™) --------------------  |
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27 Sep 2016, 6:00
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 A Legendary Fox Group: Members Posts: 839 Joined: 14 February 2015 From: Santiago Chile Member No.: 10865 a man who play videogames, What are you waiting for me? |
strangely these tanks are strong with 5 you can destroy easily too many trucks.
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27 Sep 2016, 13:03
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 Certified Shitposter  Group: Tester Posts: 2410 Joined: 30 December 2013 From: Straya' Member No.: 10248 pls join my games im lonely =c |
Ill take 5,000,000!
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28 Sep 2016, 2:36
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 That person  Group: Project Leader Posts: 1425 Joined: 20 September 2009 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 417 C&C ShockWave Co-Leader |
Can I get it with a Nuclear Engine?
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28 Sep 2016, 4:10
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 Gamer Girl  Group: Legend Posts: 3808 Joined: 19 June 2009 From: Disboard Member No.: 182 Friendly Freelancer |
Are the Depleted Uranium Shells included or extra?
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28 Sep 2016, 16:56
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  Group: Dev. Team Posts: 616 Joined: 24 February 2015 From: Latvia Member No.: 10884 |
Is it bigger than a bread box?
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4 Oct 2016, 15:10
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Communism Stamper Pro Group: Members Posts: 120 Joined: 11 August 2016 From: United States Of America Member No.: 13120 I ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ stamp out communism for a livng. |
QUOTE Are the Depleted Uranium Shells included or extra? No, of course not! They cost extra. QUOTE Can I get it with a Nuclear Engine? They cost extra.[2] QUOTE Is it bigger than a bread box? Slightly, we had to leave some room for our soldiers. QUOTE Ill take 5,000,000! That's 50,000,000 easy payments of $99.99. Cash only please. This post has been edited by Sergeant Freedom: 4 Oct 2016, 15:14 -------------------- |
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 12 Oct 2016, 5:24
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Group: Members Posts: 105 Joined: 1 August 2016 Member No.: 13091 |
As long as it's got amphibious abilities, it might be well worth it.
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