Corrupt A Wish Options

[Neo3602]

It's a forum game that I decided to try to start here because I thought it might be fun, basically you make a wish and the next poster has to grant it but the wish is granted in the worst way possible. For example if someone wishes to be the richest person on earth you would grant it by making them the only person on earth. After you grant the previous posters wish you then post one of your own. I will start.


I wish that new members would always read the forum rules before posting for the first time.

[GeneralCamo]

They do... but proceed to ignore them.

I wish my computer would work again.

[Karpet]

Wish granted, but the speed of your computer is incredibly slow (it takes 1 hour to load the home page of your web browser).

I wish that 1.85 could be released already.

This post has been edited by Karpet: 11 Jan 2015, 21:15

[GeneralCamo]

(Yay I'm a ninja)

It is released in its current state... a buggy mess that destroys the fan's desire, and players begin leaving.

I wish forum posts were not so easily ninjaed

[Nasher660]

(Yay I'm a ninja)

It is released in its current state... a buggy mess that destroys the fan's desire, and players begin leaving.

I wish forum posts were not so easily ninjaed

They can no longer be ninjaed, however now no one can access the fourms.

I wish for world peace (lets see something interesting )

[Neo3602]

nevermind

This post has been edited by Neo3602: 11 Jan 2015, 22:18

[Shiro]

They can no longer be ninjaed, however now no one can access the fourms.

I wish for world peace (lets see something interesting )

Granted but humanity forgets how to fight, causing aliens to invade without resistance.

I wish this wish won't get granted.

[Hecthor Doomhamm...]

lol. specific wish is granted, but with that, all of your lifes ambitions, desires and sishes won't be granted either, leaving you sick, poor, homeless, withour firiends, family, internet or clothes.

I wish that at the same time the entire Vatican, the entire city of Jeruzalem and the entire city of Mekka would burn down to never be rebuilt again

This post has been edited by Hecthor Doomhammer: 11 Jan 2015, 22:20

[Neo3602]

Granted but the reason that they were never rebuilt was because everyone was busy worshiping the a new god, you. Although in your life time the religion of Doomhammerism was considered one of the most tolerant and progressive religions, years after your death your teachings are twisted by people to their own ends and 1000 years after your death a dispute between two sects of Doomhammerism throw the world into a massive war which eventually results in the extinction of all life on earth.

I wish EA would hire SWR to make Generals 2 and give them complete freedom create the game they want to make with out unwanted corporate meddling.

This post has been edited by Neo3602: 11 Jan 2015, 22:33

[Shiro]

Granted but they never finish because it's EA.

I wish I had the most deliciously healthy cake in front of me and can eat it too.

[Kommandant Karis...]

Granted, but one of the ingredients doesn't mix well with your system, causing a 24-hour stomachache.

I wish I knew how to mod Zero Hour.

This post has been edited by Kommandant Karisse: 12 Jan 2015, 3:05

[SiR Chaff]

Granted, but then your game doesn't work anymore, even if you reinstall.

I wish this place was even funnier.

[Pandut]

Granted, but now the forum has exceeded it's understanding on "funnier", becoming so advanced that it eventually gains sentience, leaving their bodies to pursue the mysteries of the universe. Everyone is now left as humorless drones.

I wish I had some vodka to drown my sorrows.

[X1Destroy]

Wish granted, but the vodka is mixed with the most deadly kind of poison ever. It will be tasty as hell but 30 minutes later you will die in the worst possible ways.

I wish humanity become the master of the universe.

[(USA)Bruce]

They would but the leader they had gets fataly wounded by his teenage puberty problem having son...and the empire they had is constantly besieged by aliens mutants and heretcs...

[Serialkillerwhal...]

Damnit bruce, you didn't make a wish.

I wish for everyone to die, including me. (Ha! Corrupt that wish)

[Hecthor Doomhamm...]

Every one dies, including you, but because you wished it, every one goes to heaven, or the religious equivelant of it, but you are the only one to go to hell, to get tortured forever.

I wish that I had enough beer, so that I can drink 1 bottle of beer every single day of my life, still enjoy every single beer I drink and not die from drinking this beer.

[Serialkillerwhal...]

You have the bottles but they are impossible to open.

I wish for every bear to now ride unicycles.

This post has been edited by Serialkillerwhale: 12 Jan 2015, 14:11

[Shiro]

Granted but the Armada of Unicycle Bears eventually overthrows humanity.

I wish the universe would never die from heatdeath or assorted reasons.

[Neo3602]

Granted but it's only because the Chaos Gods took over.

I wish humanity discovered a way to travel faster than the speed of light that didn't unleash any sort of catastrophe when used.

[Karpet]

Granted, but every time you hit the speed of light, you break time (somehow) and age a lot.

I wish that EA gets destroyed and WestWood is refunded with all of their former employees back.

[Kommandant Karis...]

Granted, but they start cranking out games that are somehow even more terrible than C&C4 and the YouTube comments become filled with remorseful (former) Westwood fans petitioning to bring back EA.

I wish the Laser General would return for RotR 2.0.

This post has been edited by Kommandant Karisse: 12 Jan 2015, 21:55

[Svea Rike]

He returns, forcing MARS to rewrite the lore into something much more boring and cliche-ridden story ever.

I wish whatever this wish would grant me wouldn't be negative.

[Graion Dilach]

A bubble forms around you and inside it you'll be happy forever - however without any contact from outside. But you don't need it since you're happy.

I wish I wouldn't have speech impediments.

[GeneralCamo]

Granted.. by making everyone have a single speech impediment, so technically, no-one has a speech impediment.

I wish that no-one would wish anything anymore in this thread.