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There are 6 kinds of people posting mod suggestions, A semi-serious observation
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post 5 Jul 2009, 11:58
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After all the years I've followed SWR mods, I have ascertained that there are exactly 6 distinct
types of people who post suggestions for Shockwave, RotR or strategy game mods in general.

Type A: The Oblivious wacko.gif
The Oblivious often tends to forget about (read: ignore) the rules of a suggestions forum. As a result, he will suggest things that are officially outlawed by these rules such as Abrams tanks and Apache helicopters. His motivation for this is unclear. Apparently, the Oblivious firmly believes that he's actually the FIRST person who ever suggests these two exemplarily 'unique' vehicles despite the fact that everyone else and their dog have already added them to their personal mods. Why is there no Abrams in ShW? The sensible mind would answer: "Because everyone ELSE has it!" The Oblivious on the other hand would probably reply: "Because no-one thought of suggesting it yet?"

Type B: The Realistic 8llaniflip.gif
The Realistic spends most of his time on globalsecurity.org which is why he can name every military vehicle and accessory along with its technical specifications by heart. Whenever he shows up in a suggestions forum, his posts will usually look like this: "Faction A MUST have weapon B because in real life, country C would most definitely use weapon B instead of weapon D around the time this is set. Also, Faction A's weapon B would have to be much more powerful than Faction E's weapon F, because in real life, weapon B of country C's military is much more sophisticated than whatever the hell country G's underfunded and underdeveloped military could possibly come up with. Also, tanks should be MUCH more effective against infantry because it's realistic and I don't want the game to be too enjoyab...err...I mean unrealistic bla de bla de bla de bla..."

Type C: The Zealous 8chi.png
In real life, the Zealous is a blazing patriot. His country is the most awesome country EVAR...because he says so...and because their military kicks arse...according to 'reputable' sources which are totally NOT faked by the country's propaganda machinery. As a consequence, the Zealous will usually kick in the door of a suggestions forum with this: "I think faction X - which incidentally happens to be MY home country which I love SO dearly *recites half the national anthem* - should have a more powerful air force and by that, I mean THE most powerful air force. After all, faction X is the best, most powerful, amazing country on Earth because our military is totally invincible. Also, faction Y should be much weaker cuz they're just terrorists and evil". When confronted with disagreement, the Zealous may or may not explode violently, so beware.

Type D: The Insane serious.gif
"How about cyborg samurai dragons with lightsabres and automatic nuke machine guns for China? After all, samurais are Chinese, aren't they?"

Type E: The Redundant 8I.gif 8I.gif 8I.gif
"Hey, I found these vehicles on Google. Add them to your mod. Sure, they all LOOK the same, their technical differences are absolutely minimal and they basically do the same thing because I'm too lazy to think of a proper way to make them unique in-game......but DO add them nonetheless! *insert links to 27 Wikipedia entries about identical-looking Soviet APCs ranging from 1945 till 1990*

Type F: The Useful I8pink.png
The one guy out of one hundred who actually has a good idea...

...which, unfortunately, cannot be implemented due to SAGE limitations.
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- Rayburn   There are 6 kinds of people posting mod suggestions   5 Jul 2009, 11:58
- - CommanderJB   QUOTE (Rayburn @ 5 Jul 2009, 17:58) Type ...   5 Jul 2009, 12:36
- - Alias   Brill. Good stuff, mate.   5 Jul 2009, 13:11
- - Chyros   Heh, that is so true it made me lol . Also, I rea...   5 Jul 2009, 13:17
- - Comr4de   This is possibly the most indisputably accurate, m...   5 Jul 2009, 14:28
- - Pal   i also observe these stuff on FS and here   5 Jul 2009, 14:36
- - The_Hunter   How true all of this is QUOTE (Rayburn @ 5 ...   5 Jul 2009, 14:50
- - Prophet of the Pimps   Thats my fav too. So many times i was like "f...   5 Jul 2009, 15:14
- - KamuiK   Interesting read, when I went through B, I instant...   5 Jul 2009, 15:20
|- - Thorazine   QUOTE (KamuiK @ 5 Jul 2009, 7:20) Hopeful...   7 Jul 2009, 10:26
|- - Comr4de   QUOTE (Thorazine @ 7 Jul 2009, 1:26) That...   7 Jul 2009, 12:39
- - Thez   Awesome read   5 Jul 2009, 15:26
- - Pickysaurus   This is epic! Type F really tickled me too   5 Jul 2009, 16:11
- - Destiny   Type F's the best of all. SAGE is why we can...   5 Jul 2009, 16:47
- - Dutchygamer   This man deserves even 2 internets for this epic t...   5 Jul 2009, 16:53
- - Papaya Master Rai   The "F" made me laugh. And also ther...   7 Jul 2009, 8:21
- - The_Hunter   That was not a accepted suggestion it was planned ...   7 Jul 2009, 9:47
- - Shock   Reminds me of the ''types of online Zero H...   7 Jul 2009, 11:25
- - katmoda12   The type i like most is the C. And with can have ...   8 Jul 2009, 12:12
- - D' WRTHBRNGR   Re: Type F Remember, think twice when you say, ...   9 Jul 2009, 5:45
- - The_Hunter   Was going to post this in the C&C4 thread but ...   29 Jul 2009, 12:16
- - Wi-Ta   QUOTE Oh, and please make it the most realistic yo...   29 Jul 2009, 12:22
- - Vidar   Somehow i feel "F" as kind of familiar   29 Jul 2009, 12:25
- - The_Hunter   I specialy like how he over reacts about everythin...   29 Jul 2009, 12:25
- - Rayburn   Weeeeeell, we can argue over Russian democracy and...   29 Jul 2009, 12:29
- - Vidar   C&C 4 might not be a complete faliure...... Oh...   29 Jul 2009, 12:29
- - RaiDK   That's more or less a perfect example. It...   29 Jul 2009, 17:08
- - partyzanPaulZy   I couldn't be the C 'cuz that wheeled howi...   29 Jul 2009, 22:30
- - DerKrieger   C&C 4 might not be a complete faliure...... Oh...   30 Jul 2009, 1:16
- - KamuiK   [...]A Avenger uses stingers, not lasers![..] ...   30 Jul 2009, 13:53
- - D' WRTHBRNGR   QUOTE ...oh, and please make it the most realistic...   7 Aug 2009, 5:44
|- - Karpet   QUOTE (D' WRTHBRNGR @ 7 Aug 2009, 0:4...   22 Apr 2014, 23:13
- - Admiral FCS   Notes: -CH-47 could possibly haul M551 Sheridan, ...   22 Aug 2009, 8:31
|- - D' WRTHBRNGR   QUOTE (Admiral FCS @ 22 Aug 2009, 13:31) ...   25 Aug 2009, 10:12
- - Hobbesy   There's one American person in this thread not...   22 Aug 2009, 8:52
|- - KamuiK   QUOTE (Hobbesy @ 22 Aug 2009, 6:52) There...   22 Aug 2009, 15:01
- - Hobbesy   Fixed my post for ya, bud.   23 Aug 2009, 2:54
- - KamuiK   Ok lol   23 Aug 2009, 14:37
- - Papaya Master Rai   "I was thinking about marine replacement with...   4 Sep 2009, 18:22
- - Rayburn   There are two things about this suggestion which p...   4 Sep 2009, 18:39
- - Pickysaurus   I am hoping it was sarcasm   5 Sep 2009, 2:54
- - Zhao   Will this Release Feature the legendary 2 v 2 tour...   5 Sep 2009, 6:48
- - Serialkillerwhale   QUOTE (Rayburn @ 5 Jul 2009, 3:58) Type D...   22 Apr 2014, 23:27
- - SorataZ   Not wanting to burst your bubble, but I've yet...   24 Apr 2014, 23:38
- - Kalga   Sanity is a very relative/subjective thing...   25 Apr 2014, 0:56
- - Overdose   Ya'll posting in a 5 year old thread. Also I ...   25 Apr 2014, 15:34
|- - Pandut   QUOTE (Overdose @ 25 Apr 2014, 15:34) Ya...   25 Apr 2014, 21:54
- - Svea Rike Soldier   I don't want to sound like a complete asshole ...   25 Apr 2014, 15:45
- - Overdose   This was long before your time. He was a great mem...   25 Apr 2014, 15:56
- - Svea Rike Soldier   That's really sad, someone passing away but hi...   25 Apr 2014, 15:59
- - D' WRTHBRNGR   QUOTE Ya'll posting in a 5 year old thread. N...   27 Apr 2014, 14:42
- - Mcbob   How about the folks who try to mask suggestions in...   30 Apr 2014, 4:24
- - Generalcamo   Type G: The Sneaky The sneaky will actively try...   1 May 2014, 0:37
|- - RikerZZZ   QUOTE (Generalcamo @ 1 May 2014, 0:37) Ty...   3 Sep 2015, 6:03
- - Karpet   Just a little something I made   26 May 2014, 22:35
- - Eagle 11   XD   23 Aug 2014, 15:41
- - ECCRADIOACTIVE   Awesome... it will make me re-think before I write...   24 Aug 2015, 17:13
- - M.P   QUOTE (Rayburn @ 5 Jul 2009, 14:28) Type ...   24 Aug 2015, 22:44
- - (WbG)~SpeC~   QUOTE (Eagle 11)23 Aug 2014[/b], 16:41' post=...   31 Aug 2015, 20:24


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