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MARS
Netherlands, January 2049
20th Guards Army HQ, Enschede

"You wanted to talk to me, Nikita?", General Leonid Zhukov got straight to the point after the irate face of his superior flashed up on the com-screen of his recently relocated headquarters. With the spearhead of their invasion obliterated in a barrage of atomic fire in May 2048 and their overstreched supply lines under constant harassment by European guerillas and American air strikes, the Russian forces now found themselves on the retreat: In the west, France was lost and the Be-Ne-Lux front was collapsing, the southern front had turned into a pocket surrounded on three sides by the Italians, the Austrians and the US expeditionary forces under General Bradley, while the Scandinavians had seized control over the Danish island of Zealand, forming a bulwark between central and northern Europe. Needless to say, the man on the other end of Zhukov's call did not appreciate to these developments.

"It's General Aleksandr for you, if I may insist!", he snarled back. "And who do you think you are to defy orders from Supreme Command?"
Zhukov knew immediately what Aleksandr was getting at. Earlier that day, he had received a certain priority order from his superior which he did not put into action for reasons that he would now have to explain. Calmly, the old General demonstratively took himself some time before he mustered his determined response: "Supreme Command? Allow me to get this straight: It was you who ordered me to deploy my nuclear weapons against cities! Not enemy command facilities or force concentrations, not even factories, airfields, power plants or other legitimate war assets..." He paused, letting his grim, wrinkled face add gravity to his statement: "No! You wanted me to eradicate population centres; over three dozen targets on the Iberian Peninsula, the British Isles and in North Africa, where they brought all the refugees, with casualty simulations in excess of 200 million. With due respect, 'General' Aleksandr...You can bet your stars that I'm going to defy an order like that unless you can look me in the eyes and explain to me what -the fuck- you were hoping to accomplish with this!"


Russian soldiers during winter operations in Eindhoven


Aleksandr could not believe what he just heard and replied in a tone of feigned dismay: "We must break their will to resist, Zhukov! Shatter their morale like they have ruined that of our Army! I honestly expected a man of your calibre to have a bit more bite. Have you already forgotten what they did to our poor comrades in France? Over three hundred thousand of them got flash-vapourised, blasted to pieces or died puking their own guts out. Have you ever seen..."

Zhukov took a quick step forward, prompting Aleksandr to flinch back in front of his screen: "Are you trying to teach me about the horrors of war, boy? I fought for our Motherland in the streets of Grozny and got the brains of my best friend splattered over my face before you even went to school. I was awarded my first Gold Star while you were still spending your days cramming science books and not getting laid. You have no right to lecture me about anything, is that understood?"

"Tough talk from a drunken old fool!", Aleksandr snorted back as he realised that Zhukov would not fall for his manipulative attempts for even a second. By this point in the war, the higher ranks of the regular Russian military got increasingly fed up with Aleksandr's leadership, frequently ignoring his orders or denying support to his Shock Divisions under paper-thin pretences. He had already ordered several colonels and lower-ranking generals executed 'for cowardice' at the hands of his own loyal death squads, but he also understood that such attempts on the more prominent officers like Zhukov and Orlov would raise the attention of the President. For now, Aleksandr could only retaliate against Zhukov with a tirade of verbal abuse: "For all your alleged heroics, you're still one pitiful excuse for a man who outlived his prime long ago. First your failure against the Dutch and now your insubordination. Perhaps...it is for the better than your son did not live to witness your disgrace! President Suvorov had good reasons to put me in charge of this invasion and I will do everything that's necessary to ensure my success, with or without you!"


Amateur footage of a low yield nuclear strike observed from the outskirts of Colmar


"Your success, huh?" Zhukov repeated laconically. The proud senior veteran concealed his personal injury at these intolerable polemics with a sarcastic chuckle, then continued: "Lesson number one about thermonuclear war, boy: The only winning move is not to play. The Europeans have their backs against the wall and retaliated by detonating atomic bombs on their home soil. We would have done the exact same thing if we had them standing at the gates of Moscow. If we take this chain of escalation any further by striking against their cities, they'll do the same to ours; our fleets are still on the hunt for their ballistic missile submarines and they still have several of their killer satellites in orbit as well. I'm doing my job as a soldier and officer of the Russian people, but I am not going to serve as an instrument of your insanity! The President should have known that this entire plan was doomed to ruin us all right from the start. He may have put you in charge of the operation for whatever random reason but he has personally authorised me and me alone to deploy our nuclear weapons. Perhaps you should ask yourself why he made that choice. As it stands, it is up to my judgement if, when and where I use them. You got that?"

"Zhukov...Are you...contemplating betrayal!?" Aleksandr inquired with an air of surprise.
"Are you contemplating genocide, Nikita?" Zhukov asked back sharply.
"I will report this treachery to President Suvorov!", Aleksandr replied, his face reddening with anger.
"Good for you, boy!", Zhukov laughed. "Go ahead and tell him that you wanted me to murder a few million innocent people. Tell him that you wanted him to go down in history as the worst butcher of the 21st century - I'm sure he will be thrilled!"
It was at this point that Aleksandr had enough: "I will remember this, old man. One day...You will be extremely sorry for this insolence. Keep that in mind for the rest of your worthless, pathetic life!"
Unimpressed, Zhukov casually signalled his communications technician to terminate the call, but Aleksandr beat him to the punch himself. After a brief moment of confused silence, the staff officers in the General's command room slowly broke into applause, proud and relieved that old Father Leonid had held what may have been the single most critical line of the entire war...


Ever since the end of the Cold War, the nation of Russia was home to the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons on Earth and even though attrition, empty treasuries and international agreements chipped away at this enormous arsenal for many years, the nuclear policies of the West still revolved largely around diminishing the power of the Russian bear. As such, political analysts and government officials around the world were shocked by a landmark announcement which Nikolai Suvorov made in his second New Year's address in 2030: Under his leadership, Russia would opt out of any future de-armament treaties and instead modernise its arsenal of nuclear weapons, intercontinental delivery systems as well as the enigmatic Perimetr control system. Officially, the President cited two reasons to justify this decision: For one, Russia would maintain its massive arsenal of missiles in order to protect its people from extraterrestrial threats; the close approach of the asteroid Apophis in the previous year was observed around the world and Russia itself remembered the historical near-misses that occured at Tunguska and Chelyabinsk many decades ago. But more controversially, Suvorov noted that the decline of the Russian arsenal and the exponential growth of China's Second Artillery Corps during the Global War On Terror had tipped the nuclear balance in favour of Beijing, which he now sought to correct in order to maintain peace between the two former partners turned rivals. The United States expressed harsh criticism at the President's plan, but could not go any further, as they justified the existence of their own atomic arsenal and the Particle Cannon network under the same rationale.

Over the years, Russia developed a number of new ballistic missile systems, including the 'Don' which was designed for tactical use on the battlefield. Thanks to its on-board jamming systems, the new missile cannot be intercepted by any means and carries up to five low-yield atomic bombs, essentially designed as a way to deliver an accurate nuclear artillery barrage to shatter enemy formations and defensive lines. Ever since President Suvorov had issued the clearance to deploy these weapons to General Leonid Zhukov, several Don missiles were installed at Russian Army bases in the occupied territories of Europe. Zhukov reasoned that a ballistic missile launch that was detected closer to the frontline would not be as easily misinterpreted as a strategic launch from the larger silo compounds in the Russian homeland. He knew that such an error might easily bring about the end of the world, which is why he reserved his missiles for only a select few high-priority military targets in support of his ground assaults and defied orders from General Aleksandr who urged him to launch them against European population centres in a last fanatical effort to shatter their opponents' morale. Despite protests from Aleksandr, President Suvorov never reprimanded Father Leonid for his disobedience, which the old, respected General regarded as an unspoken statement of approval.


In addition to the Missile Silo, we would also like to show you the updated model of the iconic Topol-M1 mobile intercontinental ballistic missile launcher.



Darky
Nothing we haven't seen but I like the story.
MARS
^ Everything we show during a livestream still gets a proper introduction via update. Anything else would be sloppy, not to mention that we still have to establish these information for those who don't watch the streams for whatever reasons.
Svea Rike
QUOTE (DarkyPwnz @ 29 Mar 2014, 20:36) *
Nothing we haven't seen but I like the story.


QUOTE (MARS @ 29 Mar 2014, 20:40) *
^ Everything we show during a livestream still gets a proper introduction via update. Anything else would be sloppy, not to mention that we still have to establish these information for those who don't watch the streams for whatever reasons.


Yeah, I'm not going to watch the streams because then I wouldn't be surprised when a new Wham Update gets uploaded. Sorry if I break your heart or anything by this...

Anyway, I love we're finally getting some tensions between the Russian generals, can't wait to see how this escalates.
MARS
The first draft of this story portion was actually written as far back as early December 2012, when my main inspiration was to write a section where one of the respectable Russian Generals finally tells Aleksandr to go f himself after all the crap he already pulled up until that point.
Svea Rike
Wow. How much of the story have you already written?
Darky
QUOTE (MARS @ 29 Mar 2014, 21:40) *
^ Everything we show during a livestream still gets a proper introduction via update. Anything else would be sloppy, not to mention that we still have to establish these information for those who don't watch the streams for whatever reasons.


I was referring to how the Topol-M render was shown before. Unless of course I missed something and it's updated.
Comr4de
QUOTE (Svea Rike Soldier @ 29 Mar 2014, 14:53) *
Wow. How much of the story have you already written?

We have a internal forum dedicated for updates with storyline, that should give you a hint oO

QUOTE (DarkyPwnz @ 29 Mar 2014, 14:59) *
I was referring to how the Topol-M render was shown before. Unless of course I missed something and it's updated.


That's because there was an update to the model, refer to the old one and you'll notice quite a bit. In our internal builds we quickly noticed that it needed an update badly when it was placed next to our revamps XD.gif
Chuck Kawosky
Excellent story line. They should make a film of this! In terms of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGs4C0bdOq8
Symbolism is very powerful and is used by the elites
Knjaz.
So Alex wanted to make a pre-emptive large scale counter-value strike, just for the sake of shattering enemy morale?
Well, he's psycho indeed.
MARS
His grip on reality has only gotten worse as the years went by and it has been pointed out in the past that he's not actually all that good as a strategist (see 'Swamped' and the series on the battle of Ramsgate). He can win a localised battle against overwhelming odds if given the right tools like he did at Kurmuk, but he's clearly not suited to command a large scale war effort against an entire continent and was only put in charge of the invasion because Suvorov needed him to start the entire war in the first place. Looking at it now, the initial success of the Russian invasion was actually more down to the skill of the 'lesser' Generals and the dedication of the regular Russian military, which he generally used to wear down the enemy in preparation for a killing blow with his Shock Divisions. But now that the invasion has been halted and Suvorov turns out to be unwilling to escalate things even further by throwing in everything he has no matter what, Aleks' entire scheme is coming apart fast, which further exposes what an utter prick he has always been.
Knjaz.
Btw, am I right in assuming that in lore, RotR Russia is about large numbers of (relatively-) high-yield tactical nuclear weapons, while China is about very large numbers of low-yield TNW?
ubermensche
QUOTE (Svea Rike Soldier @ 29 Mar 2014, 14:45) *
Yeah, I'm not going to watch the streams because then I wouldn't be surprised when a new Wham Update gets uploaded. Sorry if I break your heart or anything by this...

Anyway, I love we're finally getting some tensions between the Russian generals, can't wait to see how this escalates.


Yeah same here. I remember before the Eastern Front mod for Company of Heroes released their Ostheer faction, they had streams for the internal beta and I would watch several of them and when the final update was released, I was much less thrilled by playing it because I have already seen how all the new stuff worked.

Never making that mistake again.

Oh and fantastic update BTW. I'm glad that we're back into the future. wink.gif I missed the Euro-Russian war lores.
TheHellGeneral
Ah topols.....
Karpet
Dat WarGames reference + them models. Pretty sexy.

Zhukov is a boss.
Svea Rike
QUOTE (Comr4de @ 29 Mar 2014, 20:59) *
We have a internal forum dedicated for updates with storyline, that should give you a hint oO


I mean how much of the story has been written that hasn't been published yet?
GDIZOCOM
I should really watch the streams now, I feel it the more I see updates 8llaniflip.gif
Mr.Kim
I hopefully next update will be GLA or something I8.gif
Darky
I'd like to see the details of the Recycler Truck myself.
Panzer4life
FOr the glory of General Zhukov, may he continue to a thorn in the prick that is Alexsander's ass! Very good conversation between the two, and I will love to see what the rivalry between the regular army formations and Alexsander's Shock Divisions turns out.

On a different note, in the final release of 2.0, will the generals be voiced or not?
Emin96
the update is awesome i hope release will in april. so recycler truck when will show?
DELETED MEMBER
QUOTE (ubermensche @ 29 Mar 2014, 22:00) *
Yeah same here. I remember before the Eastern Front mod for Company of Heroes released their Ostheer faction, they had streams for the internal beta and I would watch several of them and when the final update was released, I was much less thrilled by playing it because I have already seen how all the new stuff worked.


to be fair, i couldn't get into EF with their Ostheer after playing blitzkrieg mod, EF feel so wrong

about the update, is nice to have lore back and the models look cool, through i have to agree all this updates with remodels kinda get old fast, no offense
Nemanja
Finally a regular update,nice little part of the story we got here.
I really like model of Missile Silo,it have such a classical look.
Kazan
QUOTE (Knjaz. @ 30 Mar 2014, 2:17) *
Btw, am I right in assuming that in lore, RotR Russia is about large numbers of (relatively-) high-yield tactical nuclear weapons, while China is about very large numbers of low-yield TNW?


Yeh right. Russia is all about extremely high yield nukes. SS-18 'Satan' and the Tzar Bomba have no parallels, whatsoever.
MARS
QUOTE (Knjaz. @ 29 Mar 2014, 22:47) *
Btw, am I right in assuming that in lore, RotR Russia is about large numbers of (relatively-) high-yield tactical nuclear weapons, while China is about very large numbers of low-yield TNW?


The lines are a little blurred since we won't give out exact kilotons, but I'd say Russia overall has the biggest, most diversified arsenal of nukes, including the biggest individual bombs both tactical and strategic whereas China is a lot less diversified, but with exclusive access to special tactical warheads that are extremely minituarised to the point where some of them are actually weaker than a FOAB, but much easier to deliver.

QUOTE (Svea Rike Soldier @ 30 Mar 2014, 0:59) *
I mean how much of the story has been written that hasn't been published yet?


This is really hard to quantify but I can tell you that we have a stockpile of ~20 pre-written story portions, most of which are already reserved for the time between 1.85 and 2.0. I should remind you however that we're -not- switching into pre-release mode with an ongoing series of story updates yet; The_Hunter asked me to release this one in particular since it had the Missile Silo and Topol and I should also point out that the contents for this particular update were decided around the time it was written i.e. ~2 years ago, before we created the 'new' category of Blog Updates. Under current circumstances, both of these renders would have been in one of those. Long story short: You'll see a few more story/new render updates (establishing stuff from the streams) but also a few more blog updates featuring new models or certain technical changes.
Knossos
OH NIZE.

YOU CAN EAT CR@P FOR ALL I CARE, ALEKSI!

Nice to see a stable element in the Russian Army. I wonder what would the other Rus general feel about this, seeing that he hasn't been in the limelight for a while now.
HMS Warspite
Russian Topol-M Nukes. These miniature SCUD Storms give the middle finger to those damn turtling Europeans. boom8.gif \\ __\\ ____________________________________ / 8Isov.gif

QUOTE (General Vasily Zhukov, to General Charles Cutting, with his Claymores and Howitzer Positions)
You're not the ONLY one with far-range artillery. Let's see who has the last laugh now. duhsov.png
kwendy
QUOTE
You will be extremely sorry for this insolence. Keep that in mind for the rest of your worthless, pathetic life!
This villian is so cliche that it's amusing.
MARS
No one ever said he wasn't; or for that matter, any of the other characters. This irregular update-based mode of presentation makes it impractical to have too much complexity or nuance since most people still come for the gameplay content. The story will always be a side element to provide some narrative context for the gameplay experience and some light military-themed entertainment. As a result, characters, motivations and events have to be painted in broad strokes to keep things fluent and comprehensible without extensive infodumbs. Plus, just because something is playing with clichés doesn't mean it's bad; this whole 'cheese played straight' shtick was part of what made RA1 so entertaining and memorable back in its day.
__CrUsHeR
I was missing the traditional updates, although it is still fun to watch the streams.

It's nice to know a little more about how is the man behind the mask... the idiot Alek took a real moral lesson.
Darky
QUOTE (MARS @ 30 Mar 2014, 17:35) *
No one ever said he wasn't; or for that matter, any of the other characters. This irregular update-based mode of presentation makes it impractical to have too much complexity or nuance since most people still come for the gameplay content. The story will always be a side element to provide some narrative context for the gameplay experience and some light military-themed entertainment. As a result, characters, motivations and events have to be painted in broad strokes to keep things fluent and comprehensible without extensive infodumbs. Plus, just because something is playing with clichés doesn't mean it's bad; this whole 'cheese played straight' shtick was part of what made RA1 so entertaining and memorable back in its day.


I don't see why you felt the need to explain that cliche =/= bad when that's exactly what the guy was saying.
MARS
I wasn't trying to be defensive or anything. I merely wanted to point out that we openly acknowledge the cliched nature of the ROTR story and provide a little insight into our rationale behind it, i.e. why we're presenting the story in the way we do, what we're trying to convey with it and what it's like to work with this kind of unconventional medium in practice, the challenges that may arise from it, the problems we're trying to avoid, etc.
Nemanja
So all this means that Russia have such amount of nukes that it can destroy whole C&C Generals,but it is well aware of its power
so never actually relies on that kind of warfare ? While China simply doesn't follow same ethical codex as rest of the world
(kind of highly charicaturized exaggerated version of their RL counterpart).
MARS
China had an in-universe 'excuse' to use nukes during the Global War On Terror because the GLA nuked them first, thus prompting the Party leadership to authorise retaliatory use of their own nukes as part of the PRC's RL 'no first use' policy.
Nemanja
QUOTE (MARS @ 30 Mar 2014, 19:55) *
China had an in-universe 'excuse' to use nukes during the Global War On Terror because the GLA nuked them first, thus prompting the Party leadership to authorise retaliatory use of their own nukes as part of the PRC's RL 'no first use' policy.

Yeah I understand that,but I was also thinking about China at the time of ROTR,deploying Nukeneers,Nuclear Hans...
Weapons that didn't saw use during GWOT.I know those are like stated earlier localized smaller TNs,but again China have real guts
just to throw them like ain't no thing,meaning that they definitely have different ethical codex,or they simply use excuse you mentioned
for anything they think they should obliterate.
The_Hunter
^ China never saw any real action durring the storyline yet but when they do they too have a legitimate reason to do so wink.gif
Nemanja
Aha,so that means that all of Chinese nuclear weapons we are using in skirmish are for show in lore...For now.
Dangerman
Nice update, I wonder if the magnitude of Aleksandr's coming atrocity will be what he was trying to do...
BLGMGL
QUOTE (Dangerman @ 31 Mar 2014, 5:16) *
Nice update, I wonder if the magnitude of Aleksandr's coming atrocity will be what he was trying to do...


I really hope he's to be arrested by the President Suvorov as 1. He (Aleks) already accomplished his initial mission to start the war, 2. I'm sure he's getting noticed by the President for his unstable psychological condition and inability to properly command large scale operations and 3. With that mistakes he has negative effects on President's rating among own military and probably civilian population too.

So my assumption is that once Aleks discovers about his arrest, he'll try to seize the control over the Kremlin. Chances are high that he'll fail and while escaping he'll try to turn himself over to GLA or even China or even go rogue against everyone. Kinda reminds me of madman Yuri during RA2 and RA2:YR. cool_worm.gif

We'll see.

DELETED MEMBER
QUOTE (blgmgl @ 31 Mar 2014, 11:57) *
I really hope he's to be arrested by the President Suvorov as 1. He (Aleks) already accomplished his initial mission to start the war, 2. I'm sure he's getting noticed by the President for his unstable psychological condition and inability to properly command large scale operations and 3. With that mistakes he has negative effects on President's rating among own military and probably civilian population too.

So my assumption is that once Aleks discovers about his arrest, he'll try to seize the control over the Kremlin. Chances are high that he'll fail and while escaping he'll try to turn himself over to GLA or even China or even go rogue against everyone. Kinda reminds me of madman Yuri during RA2 and RA2:YR. cool_worm.gif


i think the said no "civil wars" in the storyline so i dont think Alex will go against the rest of russia (it will be a short campaing for him anyway)
Suvorov probably has some fear if Alex spill the beans over the falseflag operation than started the war, if he spills them, i wont be surprise if China goes for Russia
Thelord444
One of the best stories, felt like with them.

i got a big hunch that eventually in one of the later missions Aleksandr is gonna go rogue and kill LOTS of people before going down. (if he goes down, he probably just disappear in mysterious events)
HMS Warspite
QUOTE (blgmgl @ 31 Mar 2014, 12:57) *
I really hope he's to be arrested by the President Suvorov as 1. He (Aleks) already accomplished his initial mission to start the war, 2. I'm sure he's getting noticed by the President for his unstable psychological condition and inability to properly command large scale operations and 3. With that mistakes he has negative effects on President's rating among own military and probably civilian population too.

So my assumption is that once Aleks discovers about his arrest, he'll try to seize the control over the Kremlin. Chances are high that he'll fail and while escaping he'll try to turn himself over to GLA or even China or even go rogue against everyone. Kinda reminds me of madman Yuri during RA2 and RA2:YR. cool_worm.gif

We'll see.


I was thinking that the last mission for the campaign would be the traitorous General Aleksandr (probably with the GLA to make things fair for Aleksandr) vs ECA (most likely as an auxiliary force of General Wilhelm and General Charles) and the Russian Federation (most probably as General Zhukov, with auxiliary reinforcements from General Orlov), with auxiliary US and/or Chinese (I'm thinking General Chen or Mau) reinforcements.

I was also imagining Aleksandr as the "final boss" where you have to micromanage Frank Jaeger, Boris and possibly the Venoms to defeat General Aleksandr, but that will make it too cliche.
Karpet
QUOTE (Karpath @ 31 Mar 2014, 10:46) *
I was thinking that the last mission for the campaign would be the traitorous General Aleksandr (probably with the GLA to make things fair for Aleksandr) vs ECA (most likely as an auxiliary force of General Wilhelm and General Charles) and the Russian Federation (most probably as General Zhukov, with auxiliary reinforcements from General Orlov), with auxiliary US and/or Chinese (I'm thinking General Chen or Mau) reinforcements.

I was also imagining Aleksandr as the "final boss" where you have to micromanage Frank Jaeger, Boris and possibly the Venoms to defeat General Aleksandr, but that will make it too cliche.


Nah, it'd probably be more like "Send in Frank Jaeger/Boris to sabotage/destroy the power to allow our forces to get in."
TornadoADV
Well, thankfully this isn't real life. Use of tactical nuclear weapons by the Russians would be responded in kind by the US in accordance with NATO. Even in this verse, with the abrigation of NATO, I think the US would still react the same way in defense of Europe. Given that the US had modernized it's arsenal as well, Russia would have to deal with Midgetmen, AGM-129s from B-2s and SRAM IIs from B-1Bs and GLCMs. Would be fun to see a Nuclear Option protocol for US Generals. Bombing runs use nuclear weapons (B-52 would use a gravity bomb, even though it can launch nuke cruise missiles, B-1B would use multiple SRAM IIs and the B-2 would launch AGM-129s, a stealth bomber launching stealth nukes), Tomahawk Launchers would use nuclear payloads and the particle cannon would turn into a Midgetman launch site.
teslashark
So... Zhukov's answer to incompetent teammates: CTRL+LEFT CLICK on Command Center.
Svea Rike
Wait a minute... No ROTR april fools update this year?!
Neo3602
QUOTE (Svea Rike Soldier @ 1 Apr 2014, 10:00) *
Wait a minute... No ROTR april fools update this year?!


maybe it was because lots of people didn't get that it was a joke last year.
MARS
Or maybe it's because we just couldn't think of a fun premise, so we simply decided not to have an April Fools gimmick this year instead of pulling some lame, contrived throwaway gag out of our collective arse aw2.gif
teslashark
QUOTE (MARS @ 1 Apr 2014, 10:07) *
Or maybe it's because we just couldn't think of a fun premise, so we simply decided not to have an April Fools gimmick this year instead of pulling some lame, contrived throwaway gag out of our collective arse aw2.gif

Your photo counts. Line and salute!
Dangerman
QUOTE (MARS @ 1 Apr 2014, 18:07) *
Or maybe it's because we just couldn't think of a fun premise, so we simply decided not to have an April Fools gimmick this year instead of pulling some lame, contrived throwaway gag out of our collective arse aw2.gif

You could have done a Doritos and Mountain Dew themed one.
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