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Fun Topic: What comes in mind when you see the PRO players ?
Neo
post 25 Jul 2016, 7:42
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Ok so...
In this fun topic...
You can make meme about pros...
However average players, medium players, noobs and newbies aren't included in this topic...
Let me an example...

Dell -> Ok Neo...You will NEVER give enemy gp...If i see any enemy gp then we are dead...
(This is what happens everytime when i am Dell 's teammate...)
RikerZZZ -> This 2v2 needs some meme salt to make it more delicious... tongue.gif
TimeBurner -> (In 1v1 where i lose...) What can i say Neo ? I burn the time...
Skitt -> *drinks Coke* I sure do like the moment when my howitzers destroy enemy forces...
GeneralAziz -> *one of his workers gets killed by my forces* Come on Neo...Let some dushkas staying in your base... biggrin.gif

Now it's your turn...


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post 25 Jul 2016, 8:04
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Knjaz-

Let me see the replay so I can make mathematical insights on how shit your macro is and then become your ingame finance advisor.


Rik-

I'll play with my food until its cold; and then find out that the dog ate it later. (Tends to toy with people and then murders them, unless they quit first. Good player but he certainly holds back and hates ending a game early.)

Han Dynasty-

I'll make Han gunships and catch you with your pants down and squeeze your nuts with EMP missile strikes. Until you spam the anti air and lock down my army with some stupid level micro or gimmick.

Ulater-

I'll be your biggest rival, but I won't say a word, my silent determination will burn your eyebrows off and my qaudspam will make you shit bullets and sweat napalm. (I've had some pretty epic games with this bastard if I am ECA and he's GLA, it'll never goddamn end due to how back and forth the sieging can be.)

Skitt-

Once upon a time LYNXES, INFANTRY AND HARRIERS. SOMETIMES TIGER ARMADAS.

And if you survive that there's always the inevitable howitzers.

Also, this topic is very subjective on whose a pro and whose not. Because some people start off real garbage but then become good, or were once good and became real rusty. Skill is something that can change. Shouldn't be so circlejerkey and elitist y'know. Because I've seen a good few newcomers from time to time rouse some skirts and bring new things to the table, and some proclaimed pros really begin to play like crud after they haven't played after a long time or if they let their ego get to their heads.

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Knjaz.
post 25 Jul 2016, 10:20
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I have a strong feeling of deja-vu, there is exactly such thread somewhere already.

http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?showtopic=10811

C'mon Neo, it was just 2 forum pages away =\

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post 25 Jul 2016, 11:57
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QUOTE (NeoROTRandSHW @ 25 Jul 2016, 16:42) *
Ok so...
In this fun topic...
You can make meme about pros...
However average players, medium players, noobs and newbies aren't included in this topic...
Let me an example...

Dell -> Ok Neo...You will NEVER give enemy gp...If i see any enemy gp then we are dead...
(This is what happens everytime when i am Dell 's teammate...)
RikerZZZ -> This 2v2 needs some meme salt to make it more delicious... tongue.gif
TimeBurner -> (In 1v1 where i lose...) What can i say Neo ? I burn the time...
Skitt -> *drinks Coke* I sure do like the moment when my howitzers destroy enemy forces...
GeneralAziz -> *one of his workers gets killed by my forces* Come on Neo...Let some dushkas staying in your base... biggrin.gif

Now it's your turn...


HOW DARE YOU SAY THE N WORD?! Also,that was long before.


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Neo
post 25 Jul 2016, 12:54
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QUOTE (Knjaz. @ 25 Jul 2016, 10:20) *
I have a strong feeling of deja-vu, there is exactly such thread somewhere already.

http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.php?showtopic=10811

C'mon Neo, it was just 2 forum pages away =\


Knjaz you can't post on an old topic...
If i do that's just breaking the forum rules...

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post 25 Jul 2016, 16:06
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there are no pro players in the list, i only know one player who is pro: NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled

NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : Hey xerxers guess what?
Xeres : What?
NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : I hate you!! :///////////
Xeres : Why?
NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : :DDDDDDDDDDD

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post 25 Jul 2016, 16:09
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QUOTE (Zion @ 25 Jul 2016, 16:06) *
there are no pro players in the list, i only know one player who is pro: NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled

NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : Hey xerxers guess what?
Xeres : What?
NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : I hate you!! :///////////
Xeres : Why?
NeoROTRandSHWandContraandProjectRaptorandColdWarCrisisandUntitled : :DDDDDDDDDDD


I am not a pro lol xD


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post 25 Jul 2016, 16:15
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And...

Xeres -> let's ban Neo...he is useless and also he is a kid biggrin.gif
MP -> Let me spam some Sentinels tongue.gif
Mizo -> Let's do harrier action...
Marakar -> I must add a meme tactic to this 2v2...


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post 25 Jul 2016, 17:18
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Not that all the testers are pro, but am going to meme them just because am more recently familiar with them:

1/ Knjaz :
" knjaz come on! Join, lets re."
"NO, I HAVE TO WATCH REPLAY , MY MATH AND EFFICIENCY NEEDS TO BE CALIBRATED TO PRECISE COUNTERS "

2/Rik:
"Rik we're playing without superweapons"
...5 minutes later he builds a superweapon
"RIIIIIIIIIKK!!!"

3/ Skit

"Hey skit lets play a casual game"
"Okay"
8 minutes later , 3 rows of mortar pits spam ....
"SKIIIT'

4/ Marakar :

"GG bro"

5/ Aziz :

" I activate my trap card, mines mole mines and C4 charges! "

6/ Xattus :

"AHSJFJSJSHFBGNCKE REMOVE HOWETZERS ! "

7/ Jie :

" plays GLA like a Brit "

8/ Camo :

"ZUMAGOD! GAURDIAN DRONES OP! "


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post 25 Jul 2016, 17:28
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QUOTE (Mizo @ 25 Jul 2016, 12:18) *
"AHSJFJSJSHFBGNCKE REMOVE HOWETZERS ! "

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post 25 Jul 2016, 17:30
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Mara:
Games anyone?
(in 3 chats at once)

Rik:
we need to fix this and fix that, Memes

Knjaz:
in X min do this, needs more eco, math
Hey skit want to see a trick?
5 mins later all my key structures are dead to raptor spam

Xattus
asdsfasffsaf ECA, Rage quit

Mizo:
Shocktroopers, bmp's, fortress europe, goddam Sokols

Jie
Buggies, Salvage, Hijackers, tunnels, Grads, mercs

Aziz
Death in the shape of a Quad battalian

Camo
Guardian drone blobs that take 4 full howitzer barrages to kill
Followed by some of the scariest wasp spam iv seen in ages

Bruce:
Snd Tomahawks, lots and lots of tomas

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post 25 Jul 2016, 20:12
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Knjaz in a nutshell:

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post 25 Jul 2016, 20:40
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QUOTE (Mizo @ 25 Jul 2016, 17:18) *
2/Rik:
"Rik we're playing without superweapons"
...5 minutes later he builds a superweapon
"RIIIIIIIIIKK!!!"

I know how you feel Mizo...


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post 25 Jul 2016, 20:43
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QUOTE (Skitt @ 25 Jul 2016, 17:30) *
Knjaz:
in X min do this, needs more eco, math
Hey skit want to see a trick?
5 mins later all my key structures are dead to raptor spam

I don't get this meme and math thing about Knjaz...
Skitt can you explain it ?


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post 25 Jul 2016, 21:41
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QUOTE (NeoROTRandSHW @ 25 Jul 2016, 22:43) *
I don't get this meme and math thing about Knjaz...
Skitt can you explain it ?


Knjaz is renowned for revving up sec eco like a madman–I even got lagged out of the game cause of him–and his knowledge of INIs and the numbers for most unit attributes


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post 26 Jul 2016, 14:18
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QUOTE (Hanfield @ 25 Jul 2016, 16:41) *
Knjaz is renowned for revving up sec eco like a madman–I even got lagged out of the game cause of him–and his knowledge of INIs and the numbers for most unit attributes

Knjaz?? biggrin.gif
knjaz is no math wiz, he just spits numbers and stats that he looks up with finalbig, thats on his second monitor, and the fact that he lags the game from t2 eco lol does not make him a genius I can do that too, but I dont need to tongue.gif i finish my opponents before late game. nor do i enjoy a laggy game, but for knjaz hes slow, so he needs the lag to micro his units.
any player who fast at clicking can spam from 20+ WFs lol

if u wana be like him ya can, i choose not to tongue.gif

n hey no offense here, he know I'm messing w/ him xD

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post 26 Jul 2016, 14:51
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QUOTE (Zion @ 26 Jul 2016, 16:18) *
Knjaz?? biggrin.gif
knjaz is no math wiz, he just spits numbers and stats that he looks up with finalbig, thats on his second monitor, and the fact that he lags the game from t2 eco lol does not make him a genius I can do that too, but I dont need to tongue.gif i finish my opponents before late game. nor do i enjoy a laggy game, but for knjaz hes slow, so he needs the lag to micro his units.
any player who fast at clicking can spam from 20+ WFs lol

if u wana be like him ya can, i choose not to tongue.gif

n hey no offense here, he know I'm messing w/ him xD

Badmouthing other players and then saying no offence isn't being inoffensive, Xeres.
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post 26 Jul 2016, 14:55
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yup ^^

Xeres stop trying to pick an argument and insulting others pls lets keep this as its ment to be, a fun topic.


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post 26 Jul 2016, 15:23
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Dont make me and the meme cavalry meme you.


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post 26 Jul 2016, 16:44
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QUOTE (TimeBurner @ 26 Jul 2016, 16:23) *
Dont make me and the meme cavalry meme you.

Who is the meme cavalry ?
Riker ?


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post 26 Jul 2016, 17:14
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I dont insult anyone, i only joke with people who can take it, and y is everyone here getting all offended when its not even about them? lol

tb ur memes dont make any sense

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post 26 Jul 2016, 17:28
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And who is the meme cavalry ?


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post 26 Jul 2016, 17:40
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And...
Marakar -> Let me put rebels using their garrison weapons inside of the battle bus.
ZunZero97 -> *starlifter with wasp drones shows up* It's about time...
Knjaz -> Let me just turtle while you two deal with enemy team... (3v2v1) (Knjaz was alone)
XAOC-RU -> RUSSIA STRONK !
Sentinel -> The Beast of ROTR tongue.gif

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post 26 Jul 2016, 20:48
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QUOTE (NeoROTRandSHW @ 26 Jul 2016, 19:40) *
Sentinel -> The Beast of ROTR tongue.gif


Literally who?


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post 26 Jul 2016, 21:03
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QUOTE (Hanfield @ 26 Jul 2016, 21:48) *
Literally who?

You don't know him...


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